The Birch Show.

Carolyn, good morning.

You're back on Q100 and you're on the voice disguiser.

Hey.

Hey.

Hold on one sec, hold on.

The voice disguiser's not on.

Who touches it?

It always happens on our first day.

What non-Burt Show hands touch the voice disguiser?

Seriously, why are you pushing buttons, you idiots?

You know, there is actually a radio station on after 10 o'clock. There's no reason to touch this. There's no reason. No reason anybody should touch us. Do you want to go? I will go into the lobby. I will kick your ass. We're on the same team, dude. I'm your friend. Inhale. Exhale. Seriously. Hold on one second. Like, why are you touching this? You're idiots. Try it now. Are you back? Mm-hmm. Okay, yeah, I think now it's on. Can you just count to five? One, two, three, four, five. It's on. Okay, cool. All right, Carolyn, so the last time we talked to you, you were going to approach the

girlfriend at Georgia State and just go, hey, I'm Carolyn.

How you doing?

I've been seeing you remit now for whatever, a couple of months.

I had spring break last week, so I didn't get to meet her, but I did run into some other people that confunded me that, yeah, you're right, I am the other woman.

They heard you on the radio?

I was the other woman.

They heard you on the radio or something?

No, they just knew about us.

About both of us.

They knew about you.

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