The Bert Show.

Hey, look, if you're having a problem in your relationship right now, maybe the advice that you've been getting is bad because you've been asking other adults.

You know what?

They're just.

They're jaded.

They're jaded because by their own bad experience and relationships.

And they're not giving you proper advice.

Well, we've got Alec on the phone here.

He's eight years old, and you can call and you can ask him. Any problem that you're having? Ask him for some advice. He'll keep it real with you. That's right. 404-741-Q-100. Why is Alex such an expert on this? Because he had a best-selling book.. It wasn't on the New York best-selling list,

but it did sell the most copies at the Soaring Hawk Middle School Book Fair.

And what I think is really cool is it's been reviewed by his classmate.

So it's like a real book and real bestseller because it's got reviews too.

Here are some of the reviews.

Stephen Falvey calls it fun and engaging.

Oh, no.

That was Alan.

Do you need a hug, Bert, like right now?

I'm not going to lie.

I'm getting a little irritated.

Is it the hug that it's nurturing or the hug that's going to keep me from getting

you to punch the phone? Trying to keep, give me something, give me some kind of chant here. Yeah. Hobby. Hobby. Hobby. I'm calling on you right now. Keep me balance. Okay. Ome. Ome. Namah. Shavaya. Shavaya. That's the mantra that a lot of the yogis repeat over and over again. Omnama Shivaya. Omnama Shivaya. Okay. Which means these people are suckers. These people are suckers. That's what all the yogi people are chained. That's just Jeff's negative energy. Don't let it pervade you. Here is 8-year-old Alex. He has a seven-chapter book called How to Talk to Girls, and they love it at Soaring Hawk.

What's going on, Alec?

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