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Vault: She Has to Sing for Her Wedding Dress

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🗓️ 3 July 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Vault: She Has to Sing for Her Wedding Dress

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.4

Joanna is our phone screener, and she is a very good sport.

0:06.2

So far this week, you've done very well.

0:08.3

So golf clap for Joanna.

0:09.4

Great job, Joanna.

0:11.0

Joanna, moments after she got engaged, called all of us on the show and said,

0:14.5

what do we have to do to get into Fine Leans early?

0:15.8

When's running in the Brides?

0:16.4

I've got to be there.

0:16.8

I've got to be there.

0:17.8

And she's been desperately looking for a wedding dress. I mean, I think, did you leave your actual proposal to go to a wedding boutique? Yeah, I already had all my bridesmaids ready. In the car? Yeah, they're in the bed of the truck and we took off. So, it's a big deal for a bride to be here. That's why, you know, women line up as early as 8 a.m. on Thursday to get in on Friday. Full 24 hours in advance, they camp out. And Joanna wanted to cash in on the perks of the bird show and get in early. Well, and also, I mean, it really affects your wedding budget, because if you can get a $10,000 dress for hundreds of dollars, then you have more room to, you know,

0:54.7

do other things for your wedding, right?

0:56.0

And that's the whole purpose of Finlay and Space.

0:58.4

And we do want to remind people, there is a running at 8 o'clock, but the dresses are here all day. All day long. And there's thousands of that. And there's so many of them. Yeah. Yeah, and they're in all different sort of styles and shapes and sizes and designers and that kind of thing.

1:10.3

So even if you go to a bridal boutique place to try on dresses, there's not going to be this many available. But it is only today. It finally in the basement goes all day long, but it is just today. So on Monday I gave Joanna her first challenge, and that was to take a picture of herself within a few seconds of waking up and post it on our website. And on Tuesday, she did that. Yeah, and then I gave her her next challenge, which is do three minutes of original comedy, stand-up comedy on the radio, which she did that very successfully. And she did that well. And then I gave her the challenge of letting her brothers, her two brothers, pick out childhood pictures of her that we got to put up online. They were very cute. Thank you. Yeah, they did a good job.

1:45.8

Metal mouth. They could have really, they could have tortured you and they didn't. They were nice.

1:49.9

They were very nice. Metal mouth. And then Wendy gave her her final challenge yesterday. Yeah, it's

1:55.3

something that we do usually around American Idol season. It's called iPod-Okey, where you literally

2:00.0

just have the earbuds from an iPhone and you sing

2:02.8

to the song.

2:03.5

You can't hear what you sound like, but everybody in line at Phileen's basement on the air are going

2:08.6

to see you and hear you.

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