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Vault: Could the real estate agent know about 9:45am man?

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🗓️ 3 July 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Vault: Could the real estate agent know about 9:45am man?

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0:00.0

The Bert Show. All right, Whitney is on with us. Whitney needs to be on the voice disguiser. Bert, I kid you not. We get multiple calls every hour. What is going out with the town? Yeah, this got intriguing pretty quickly. And it started like two weeks ago, right? Something like that, yeah. It started when Whitney called us and said that there's a guy kind of pulling up behind her town home.

0:24.1

And she lives in a community with a bunch of houses, obviously. He pulls up near her town home and then walks down to a different townhouse and spends five

0:30.1

minutes there and then leaves.

0:31.8

He does this at the same exact time every single day, Monday through Friday.

0:36.4

And she had no idea why.

0:38.0

So she called us for the segment that we do that's called I'm Just Curious.

0:40.8

She wants to know if we could do some research.

0:43.0

And people, I mean, the people had theories.

0:46.5

The theories are flying.

0:47.6

Oh, he's a drug dealer and that's where he drops off his drugs.

0:50.1

Oh, he's visiting his mistress.

0:51.8

Oh, he's just a man and he's very regular. So he uses that bathroom every day. Taking care of a cat. Yeah, and everything, like feeding the pets, doing this, doing that. So we had a million theories, but we couldn't, I mean, the only thing we really could do is confront the guy, which Frankie from our promotion department did, and we thank you for that,

1:11.2

Frankie.

1:11.5

Sure, no problem.

1:12.4

And from that, basically all he got out of it was that the guy said the house wasn't for sale,

1:18.7

right?

1:19.1

So you actually talked to the dude, and he initially says, he said that he did live in the

1:25.3

neighborhood and that he thought there were some houses for sale but wasn't quite sure which once.

1:32.2

So which led to that he wasn't a real estate agent.

1:36.5

So why did he offer that information?

1:38.8

How did the exchange go down?

1:40.5

I just pretended I was out looking at the front of the houses. So I waited, I saw him park. I waited till he walked around the house and then just walked around the front of the house looking creepy myself, actually.

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