Vault: She Has a Secret Plan to Get Married in Vegas
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🗓️ 3 July 2026
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.3 | Bird Show listener, Janine joins us now, and she is on her way to Phileen's basement for a very important reason. Hi, Janine. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. We're doing great. We're looking through the windows of Finlein's basement at 8 o'clock. We open the door, and everybody charges in, and there joanna with her beautiful wedding dress congratulations and uh literally |
| 0:24.3 | hundreds of uh women in there and they're starting to put them back on the racks which i think is why you're |
| 0:29.4 | coming down here jeanine yeah i'm i'm real happy to hear that because um i'm actually my way to pick up my sister right now |
| 0:36.4 | we need a dress for her wedding that we hope is going to be this weekend. Okay. And we didn't make it down there by 8 o'clock, so I just wanted to call and make sure that it still, you know, is even worth coming down there. Oh, my God. It's worth coming down all day long. This one day's sale lasts throughout today. So like Joe said, I mean, they come in for the running of the brides at eight and take all the dresses down to choose their favorites. |
| 0:59.7 | But then they put them back on the rack, and there are plenty of dresses left all day long. |
| 1:03.5 | It's just people want to come here at a club to get, it's like first come first serve, you know, for their style. |
| 1:07.2 | Now, tell us the circumstances around needing to buy a dress on Friday that you're going to use on |
| 1:11.7 | Saturday. |
| 1:12.2 | Right. |
| 1:13.1 | Oh, it's kind of crazy, actually. |
| 1:15.6 | My sister's Beyonce has been real hesitant to set a date for their wedding. |
| 1:20.2 | Okay. |
| 1:21.0 | And he is actually in Vegas with our father this weekend for work. |
| 1:25.1 | He works with our family business. |
| 1:27.3 | Uh-huh. Okay. And so we had the idea that we're just going to pop on, you know, |
| 1:33.3 | West Vegas with my mom and my sister, who's obviously the bride to be, and surprise him |
| 1:40.3 | and get it done. Oh, my God. So they don't know. He does not know that he's getting married |
| 1:45.0 | tomorrow in Vegas. No, he doesn't. I think he'll be surprised. So the agenda is to come to |
| 1:52.9 | Funnelian's today by the wedding dress and then who's going to Vegas? Your sister and who else? |
| 1:58.6 | And my mom and myself. So you, your sister, your mom are getting on a last minute flight to Las Vegas. Your sister and who else? And my mom and myself. So you, your sister, your mom are getting |
| 2:02.4 | on a last minute flight to Las Vegas and then she's going to come home as a Mrs. Yes. Wow. |
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