The Bird Show.

Bert and I are going to the Olympics.

We're going, man.

I'm more fired up today about going to the Olympics, not attending, participating in the Olympics than I ever have before, based on the story that we're about to hear from Alana Myers right now from Douglasville.

Oh, my God. I told you guys before. I'm Douglasville. Oh my God.

I told you guys before.

I'm checking out. This is embarrassing. Why are you doubting? I mean, you know what? You're just going to be jealous when you see Bert and I walking into the Olympic Stadium, whichever Olympics we get into. Hey, Alana, good morning. Good morning. How are you? Doing great. How are you today? I'm good. Good. First of all, I mean, your story on how you got to where you are right now is an amazing story. It's an amazing, amazing story that we have to get to. But before we do that, Melissa and I have to ask you a question, okay? Okay. You have actually inspired us. That's right. Because Melissa and I love the Olympics. And we've watched the Olympics our entire lives but

now we have a dream to actually compete in the Olympics and our theory has always been this

is that in every Olympics there's always some random um either competition or a random country

that if you qualify for you should be able to compete in the Olympics.

For instance, like a team from Tonga that takes up bobsledding, you're probably going to be able to qualify for the Olympics.

Right.

All right.

So our thought is, what sport can we get into where we could ride somebody else coattails and compete?

And we're looking smack dab now at bobsledding for this reason.

Oh boy.

And tell me if I offend you here to say I'm totally out of line.

You don't offend me.

Because here's our theory. What you do, the two women bobs know, it's me. All right. Because here's our theory.

What you do,

the two women

bobsled,

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