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I'm tailing my boyfriend to Virginia.

Oh, yes, you are.

All right.

Why?

Why?

Because he is cheating on me through Facebook with a girl that we went to high school with.

And I kind of hacked into his email a little bit kind of I actually guessed it, guessed 79 passwords and the 80th

with his. I plan on ruining her car a little bit and ruining the rental car that he has and then

go and see my family. These plans always sound so good in your mind when you're about to go he has and then go and see my family.

These plans always sound so good in your mind when you're about to go do them.

And then the results usually not the same.

Without a doubt.

And usually what I was surprised with is a lot of these plans are formulated with the help of

wine or beer or shots or something.

But I mean, we originally talked to these ladies at 7.30 in the morning. The chances

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