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Vault: She Had To Kill the Intruder Mid-911 Call

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🗓️ 25 May 2026

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Vault: She Had To Kill the Intruder Mid-911 Call

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2:35.0

And so, I don't know, just make a smart decision on whether you want your kids in the car listening to it. So she has a weapon. Somebody's breaking into her home. And she calls 911 about the fact that this guy, Riley, was breaking into her home. But she kind of left it. And the apparent warning is that she not only lets the 911 operator know what she's going to do, but she actually does it and is forced to do it. So the audio is only about two or three minutes long, so like Jen said, if you have small kids in the car, you maybe want to bump over that Christmas station for a couple minutes, listen to the little grandma got run over for a reindeer. If you don't have kids in the car, don't go anywhere. Yeah. And we will play it right now. It's like I said, it's only three, two, three minutes long. So come on back in a couple minutes. But this is a 911 call placed with a 57-year-old grandma protecting her house against the guy who's trying to break into it.

2:40.0

There's a man at my back door. He's trying to get in. He's hollering and yelling.

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Okay. And you have a gun?

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Yes, I do. I do not have it out.

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Okay. I want you to stay. I want you to stay on the line with me?

2:49.3

I will. He is banging on the door. I can hear him banging. He's trying to get in. He needs to fast. He looks like an older man, but I don't know. I don't understand what's going on. He's getting close to the door. I'm going to get the gun out. It's a shotgun. It's large.

3:16.5

Can you understand what he's saying at all? Well, he's crazy. He's crazy. I'm taking the safety off the gun, man.

3:23.6

He's acting crazy. Okay. Do you have a place that you can go inside your house and lock yourself in a room? Not really. I've got a big shotgun. I'm not going into a tiny bathroom. Oh, crap. He's at the back. Okay. County 13 is advising that you can defend your property if you need to. I don't want to have to kill this, man, but I'll kill him. Grazie are dead, man. I understand. All right. He's breaking in now.

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He's breaking in.

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He's going on him.

3:43.2

He looks to be an older man.

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I don't want to kill him.

3:46.0

God, I don't want to kill this.

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