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Vault: She Discovered Her Baby's New Name Was His Secret Ex-Fiancée's

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🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: She Discovered Her Baby's New Name Was His Secret Ex-Fiancée's

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0:00.0

The Furt Show.

0:01.6

Camille is on hold and she's ready to go.

0:04.2

She wants to change the name of her two and a half year old. Oh. Seems a little tardy to me. Mm-hmm. Tarty. That's a fun word. I have not heard that word since, well, whenever. Ring the tardy bell. Yeah. But she says she's got good reasons. All right, let's hear Camille out here. Shall we not judge till we hear?

0:22.9

All right.

0:24.2

Melissa. But she says she's got good reasons. All right, let's hear Camille out here. Shall we not judge till we hear...

0:23.0

All right. Melissa, rolling the eyes already. Okay. Two and a half years old. Change your child's name. Hey, Camille. Good morning. Hey, good morning, guys. So what's going on with your kid? Not two and a half years old? You want to change his name? No, she's only two actually.

0:37.2

Oh, okay.

0:37.9

Oh, okay.

0:38.9

Oh, it's different.

0:39.9

Sorry.

0:40.9

It's okay. Okay. It's different. Sorry. It's okay. And, yeah, it's been eating me alive. Like, I've been wanting to change her name for about six months, actually. And I was hoping that the feeling would go away, and it just happened.

0:55.5

I really don't know what to do.

0:56.8

I don't know if it's going to scar her.

1:09.8

I've been trying to look online and find that information, and I can't find anything. All right, well, let's back up for a second. Let's back up. Why did you name the baby the name that you did? What is the baby's name? and why all of a sudden, like, even six months ago?

1:13.1

Like, why is it like, okay, this is just not working for us?

1:12.5

Well, I actually didn't name the baby my husband and i had made a deal of that

1:17.4

if it was a boy i got to choose the name and if it was a girl he got to choose the name and i was super

1:23.4

excited i totally had the best name for a boy picked at gabriel ryan and was really excited, and it was a girl, and so he decided on Lucia Ray. I go, that's nice. It actually

1:34.1

kind of sounds like Gabriel Ryan, like it has the same tone to it, the same sophistication,

1:38.6

and so I was okay with it. And about six months ago, his sister, who lives in Washington State,

1:43.5

came to visit, and we're not very close, so it wasn't like we had talked to my phone a lot.

1:48.6

And she's like, you know, by the way, I just am amazed that you let my husband, Greg, named the kid Lucy Array.

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