Vault: She Won't Rest Until She's In A Video Game, And She's So Close
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🗓️ 23 March 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:01.7 | So we all made superficial goals for 2009. Things that, you know, not deep-seated goals, emotional goals, you know, something superficial that we could all try to get done this year. Mine was try to, I got to catch a blue marlin this year. I mean, for years I've been hunting this thing down. And every time I go deep-sea fishing, I mean, I've probably spent over $1,000 now deep |
| 0:22.3 | sea fishing. |
| 0:23.4 | And they look up into the boat and they laugh at me. They point with their little long noses. Ah, not today, buddy. Not going to happen for you. And Jeff, when did you catch your first, Marlon? Well, you weren't even walking yet, right? Yeah, it wasn't really me, but it was my, I mean, it technically was my poll. |
| 0:40.0 | Not the one who pulled it into. You weren't even walking yet, right? Yeah, it wasn't really me, but it was my, I mean, it technically was my pole. |
| 0:39.9 | I'm not the one who pulled it into the boat, but the one who got it with my pole. Yeah. Sorry about that. And it's happened more than once for you. No, it only happened once, but I'm, uh, when I was just, because the way you, when you go deep sea fishing it's such a |
| 0:54.9 | like it shouldn't really be called deep sea fishing because the crew does everything |
| 0:59.5 | yeah you get on you get on the boat you're not really doing a chair and then they tell you |
| 1:02.8 | ask you where you want to sit and you sit down so I just sat next to whoever was I was |
| 1:08.2 | with you know like my dad or whatever chose that seat totally randomly and they cast the pull out and they put it in the whole thing. And then basically your whole job is to when the reel starts to go, you tell someone. And then they pull it out and they strap you in and this whole big thing. But if you're like 12 years old, then somebody else does it. Sorry about that. He was 12 when he got his done. I'm telling you, I'm not six, seven, eight times now. Maybe I've gone deep sea fishing in Mexico, Greece, you know, Florida, nowhere. They're all flipping me off. So it's going to happen this year, though. And Jen, what was your superficial goal? My superficial goal was to play a decent 18 holes of golf this year. I used to play as a kid. I played as a teenager in, like, father-daughter tournaments with my dad and stuff like that. I actually played as a kid all the way through being a teenager, and then it was a typical teenager and didn't want to do anything my parents wanted me to do. So I stopped playing golf, but I feel like I have a natural swing, and it's kind of one of those things that you have muscle memory on. |
| 2:03.9 | Now, why do you think you have a natural swing? Because I learned it younger. You know what I'm saying? So it's not an awkward thing for me. I see. You know what I'm saying? To swing a golf club feels natural. Does that make sense? I don't know if I'm all, I would be all that good at it as an adult, but I think I have some muscle memory on it. |
| 2:18.1 | So I would like to, I'd like to pick that back up again. |
| 2:20.4 | And when you say play. I don't know if I'm all, I would be all that good at it as an adult, but I think I have some muscle memory on it. |
| 2:18.0 | So I would like to, I'd like to pick that back up again. And when you say play a decent round of golf, is that like under 100? I guess so. I don't really know. I mean, but just to be able to get out there and play again. And now that it's getting a little bit nicer outside, I can start working on that goal. Wendy? |
| 2:32.3 | Mine is super superficial. |
| 2:34.5 | Mine is actually, yeah. |
| 2:36.2 | Mine's actually today in NFL players. I can start working on that goal. All right. Wendy? Mine is super superficial. |
| 2:39.8 | Mine is actually, yeah, mine's actually a day in NFL player by the time next season starts and be in the stands when the whole football season gets underway. |
| 2:44.0 | And right now it might not work out. |
| 2:46.1 | So I'm going for brothers, cousins. |
| 2:48.2 | Nephews, relationships. |
| 2:50.1 | It's only February. |
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