Vault: She Set Her Divorced Parents Up On A Blind Date, And It Didn't End Well
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:43.4 | regulated by the financial conduct authority get it the bird show previously on the bird show my mom and dad |
| 0:50.2 | they've been divorced for five years suddenly this year my mom just has this massive revelation that she and my dad belong together. |
| 0:58.0 | And I don't have any idea how my dad feels about my mom romantically. |
| 1:04.0 | Well, my mom has constructed this theme. |
| 1:07.0 | She wants me to make him to a really nice restaurant. |
| 1:09.0 | And then there's somebody special here that I think would be perfect for you. |
| 1:14.1 | And then my mom comes out and then somehow I duck out and I say, well, I have a date, you know. |
| 1:21.1 | And now she's trying to get me involved and I feel really guilty. |
| 1:26.1 | Okay, so that was last week on the show. And going into the weekend, she was ready to execute her plan, even though the entire Burt Show community said, Don't do it. Because she said it would be fun. This would be fun. It sounds like fun. Right. Well, and she was just really hoping that they would get back together or at least start up some sort of conversation. But we kept giving her the advice, like, you can't just step away from the table and shock your dad. You should at least tell him what's coming. Hey, when I get up, guess who's coming in, you know? Or don't leave all together, at least sit at the bar and keep an eye. So if it looks uncomfortable, you can intervene. She's like, no safety net here. None. Hey, Lori. Hi, how are you? |
| 2:04.4 | Good. |
| 2:00.8 | How are you? It looks uncomfortable. You can intervene. She's like no safety net here. None. Hey, Lori. |
| 2:02.6 | Hi, how are you? |
| 2:04.0 | Good. |
| 2:04.7 | How are you and how are your mom today? |
| 2:08.2 | I guess we're fine. |
| 2:12.2 | I have a little bit, I have a flu. |
| 2:14.6 | So that's not cool. |
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