The Birch Show.

We call this The Birch Show's tough love advice.

We ask guys only to be part of this.

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Why guys only, Jeff?

Well, sometimes women can't really give the bare bones, strip down, hardcore advice,

especially to other women, because those annoying feelings

get in the way. So what'll happen is you'll have a, you know, a woman will call up with, you know,

a question like the one that Bert was talking about earlier. She thinks her boyfriend's cheating on her.

Right. And girls would be like, well, you know, maybe it's not, maybe he's not, like, you're always looking for that glimmer of hope, that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, the ray of sunshine on a cloudy day, you're always like, well, maybe he's not, he is or he isn't, and guys will, you know what, it's going to, it's going to hurt your feelings, it's going to be hard, but maybe he's just not that into you.

And guys are going to cut right through that. No ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. If he's cheating on you, we're going to call it. If he's, you know, if he's a crappy guy, we're going to call it. If your friend has screwed you over, we're going to call it and just leave it at that. We're a wily bunch guys, and you don't have the playbook.

But since we write it every single bunch, guys, and you don't have the, you don't have the playbook.

But since we write it every single day, we can tell you guys what's really going on in your relationship if you give us all the facts. Good morning. Wendy, you were on Q100. How are you today? I'm doing great. How are you doing, guys? We're doing okay. Just trying to get the voice discusser a little bit adjusted for you.

Nobody can recognize your voice, that's for sure.

Thank you. Nobody can recognize your voice, that's for sure. Thank you. All right, so give us some details about what's going on with your boyfriend. We got Haas in here now also. We're going to ask the guys that listen to the show to call up once they hear the details and give you real, solid, solid, solid advice. I definitely want to know. I'm kind of getting completely crazy with this whole thing. I don't know. And you're right, I haven't told me my girlfriends about it, and it's gotten really... I just want to know if I'm being, like, paranoid or I'm being naive about this whole situation. Hey, Wendy, hold on one sec. We're just trying to get the voice disguiser adjusted here. Somebody jacked with it over the weekend? Okay. Okay. Go ahead. Start to tell us your story and we're just going to make the adjustments as you go along. I've been going out with a really great guy for almost two years, a year and a half, and he's really great. There's just a couple odd things that definitely send up, like, some red flags.

And I just wanted to, I don't want to overreact because I don't want to mess up something that's really great.

I want to accuse them of anything, but it's just like some little weird stuff.

I haven't caught them in any of the, you know, classic, like, lies or no, you know, phone

numbers from women or weird phone calls or anything.

But there's a couple little strange things that I just, I don't know if I'm being crazy

or not.

Okay.

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