The Bird Show. I want to break out the voice disguiser for this one. And this is going to be

one of those questions that we asked that I don't think, although I didn't think we'd get any

calls this morning either. Yeah, careful what you say. This is almost like a source of pride for us now,

where we're at the point where we can throw just about any question at you guys, and we know

somebody generally listening is going to call up and say, that crazy thing you were just talking about, you're not going to believe it, but I totally feel you on that. You'll call up. Right. I think I got one this morning that we won't get any calls on. Okay. And we take a great sense of pride in knowing if nobody calls, then we've done our job. I'm willing, without even knowing what you're going to say.

We talked about it this morning.

Okay, before I knew what you were going to say, I'll still finish my sentence.

I bet not only do we get one call, but I bet every phone line ends up on hold.

I would doubt it.

Because that's just the way it goes. Like every random nonsense, anything, we end up with, we'll get one call and then we'll go,

oh, there it is. There's the one person. The next thing you know, every light is on.

It's like everybody else is waiting for the acceptance of one person to break through the barrier.

I say anything to somebody else's on. Right. Well, I will defer back to Jen Hobby because this is based out of her entertainment buzz.

And Danny DeVito, his appearance on The View yesterday.

He was hammered.

He was drunk.

And he admitted to partying with George Clooney the night before and that he had stumbled into his appearance on the View to promote that movie.

And I don't have it in front of me. I can't remember the name of the movie. Dectahalls. I think it is. Yeah. And so he was drunk on the View and he was doing some President Bush bashing and they had to bleep him out a whole bunch. and he basically like sort of ended up almost throwing up.

He laid down Rosie O'Donnell's lap and made Barbara Walters mad and Rosie O'Donnell had a blast with it. So at one point last night when he's out hanging out with Clooney and they're doing shots, he realizes, look, I got to be on the view in a couple hours. And for him, that's work. I mean, he's working. He has to promote his movie that is coming up.

So that is a work day for Danny DeVito. Right. He's hammered. So he's got to go on the view drunk. And this is him kind of like, you can't really hear him slurring or anything like that in this clip. But he's just goofy enough to where when you know he's buzzed, this makes sense. you know the guy who went

the guy

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