Vault: She Desperately Needs Some Tough Love - Part Two
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🗓️ 25 November 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:01.8 | Those of you that weren't listening a couple of days ago, Amber called us up, and I know your first thought is probably, well, she shouldn't have been in his briefcase in the first place. |
| 0:09.3 | Well, not the case. |
| 0:11.3 | Good morning, Amber. |
| 0:12.6 | My husband and our anniversary was last Wednesday, and I decided that I was going to put his card in the present in the outside of his briefcase. |
| 0:24.3 | I wasn't going in his briefcase, but there's two pockets on the outside that zip, |
| 0:28.4 | and I was going to put it in one of the pockets so that when he got to work, he would find it, |
| 0:32.5 | and it wouldn't be just handing over a press. |
| 0:36.4 | And I went to put it in there, and I started to try to push it down into the pocket. It wouldn't go in the pocket. And I was like, you know, daggum, I thought you had a bunch of paper crumpled up in there. And I was like, I'm going to have to make room. So I was pushing everything to the front. And I was like, oh, that feels like pictures. I made the stupid mistake of pulling them out because I would rather have not known. |
| 0:55.9 | But I made the stupid mistake of pulling them out because I would rather have not known. |
| 0:56.0 | But I made the stupid mistake of pulling them out and there were five pictures. |
| 0:59.0 | Four of them were pictures of his, the girl, the lady that he was married, not married to, |
| 1:04.0 | engaged to, before he got engaged to me before we met. |
| 1:08.0 | There were pictures of her and they were pictures of her with nothing on in different |
| 1:13.6 | arenas with nothing on. The last picture is very graphic and I can't, I cannot, I'm not, |
| 1:20.4 | I can't describe it. |
| 1:21.4 | Just one question though, was the last picture, did it involve her and him? |
| 1:24.9 | Her and him and a picture taken and all you can see is her belly and his head. |
| 1:32.9 | So we debated it a little bit, and there wasn't any real scenario we could draw up to where it would be legitimate for him to have these pictures in the briefcase if this happened such a long time ago. I mean, I think we were trying. Yeah, I mean, we talked about how if he found him and was bragging to his buddies and was taking him to work or something he found maybe at work and was going to show somebody. But still, why? Or maybe he found him and was going to go throw him out and then forgot? |
| 2:01.9 | Right. |
| 2:02.4 | Didn't we bring that up? And she said, oh, that's what he'll tell me. Yeah, that's what they'll say. Hey, Amber. Hey, Amber, let me introduce you to Sandra from Macek. She's our private investigator. She does a great job for us. Hey, Sandra. Hi, Amber. How are you doing? Good. |
| 2:18.3 | Hey, Amber, will you tell Sandra the other pieces of this puzzle too, because there were some |
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