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I'm sure to the Atlanta Police Department that these segways seem like a really good idea when they spent $5,000 on them.

But try to imagine a low-speed chase with a bunch of cops on segways behind you.

All right. Well, the Atlanta City Council voted to buy 10 new Segway scooters.

And now these are for the cops down at Hartsfield Airport.

Now, you remember the scooters were introduced to the downtown Atlanta police officers, but then they since kind of went away. Well, now the scooters are back, and they're going to be at Hartsfield Airport. Yeah, that's comforting if you're a criminal because you could just outrun these guys. Totally. What are they? $50,000 to. This doesn't print on cops at all, like a chase between. Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Totally. What are they? $50,000 to? This doesn't print on cops at all, like a chase between. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Bad boys, bad boys. What you're going to do? Zee. What you're going to do when they scoot by you? You know how they always have that helicopter aerial show? I can't you see the guy running down the street with there's three segways behind him chasing him. Oh my God, this is like a freak dream. Oh, sorry, Lander officers. I know you'll do a fine job on those scooters. How do these guys are going to ditch the segue and just start running after the guy? They pick it up and carry it and run with it.

I mean, yeah, you can't look tough on his seglass story. You remember the, remember the episode of Seinfeld where George pretended to have the bad legs so he could get the handicaps to all work? Yeah. And he's riding around a little rascal thing. That motorized scooter. And then he just picks it up and starts running. Yeah. Well, you know, I wonder if they're going to make little, you know, how people who have motor vehicles and sometimes they use key chains. Like, I like it. I have a Honda, so I'm going to a little Honda keychain. I wonder if they start making a little Segway keychings. I hope they put a basket on the front. You know that plastic basket with like the yellow. A little horn.

How about this?

You think they give them like pocket sirens? So when they're chasing somebody, they just put the little pocket siren on the handlebar. You know, they have to make the noise themselves. Yeah. The guy's got the light that you put on top of the car. He takes us and, well, where do I put this thing? Right now, right now there's a guy at Hardsfield putting a baseball card in the spokes of his Segway going, I think they're making fun of me.

He's so bitter.

He's tucking it behind one of those big billboard signs of the airport.

Like, I'm not one of the cops with one of these things.

Sorry.

You know what I'm cool on, though?

Is there any criminals that have been caught by the Segway scooter? Come on, you can outrunner. There's got to be, what have the Segway scooters, have they caught someone? You know what they got to do? They got to get whips like the gladiators. Yeah, call us now if you've ever been pulled over by a Segway. Not pulled over.

I mean, I'm wondering if the cops will call it.

Yeah, if you were part of a crime that was busted by a Segway, give us a call.

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