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I want you to leave the show today knowing this, that no matter what you do today, by the end of working day today, you cannot feel as stupid as Jeff did on this given day.

Quite a horrific experience I had last week, and I forgot to share it with you.

And I know how you guys enjoy peeking inside of my world

and uh just take a quick vote anybody here really enjoy peeking inside of Jeff's world I don't have

much time here so we'll just move on um you know and especially peeking inside my bathroom and uh

that's one place I do not want to be picking and if there's anything that brings more pleasure to the three people I sit with every morning, it's me making a mistake. So I will share with you a story. He's got my interest there. Yeah. You're actually admitting that you made one? Yeah, I made an error. And he's talking about a mistake in the bathroom. So. I will share with you a story.

What, you use one of Jessica's pads? How do you make a stake in the bathroom? That happened last week, and this should carry you guys over for a month or so. A few, and I'm going to try to be delicate here. If I get too gross, you know, throw a flag. But I'll try to be delicate. Now, like a year ago or something, I ate something that, you know, disagreed with me or otherwise got some sort of virus in the digestive tract.

Okay.

Which made my daily movement a bit looser than it's...

They had the runs.

Yep.

Gotcha.

Check. He sounds like, man, My daily movement. My bowel movements. I'm trying to be... I need some stool soft enough. I'm trying to be delicate here. So, Jessica is, you know, being the saint that she is when she was at the grocery store of the day, she actually this can of you know baby wipes like the already moistened you use baby wipes yeah as an adult you use baby on your booty yes oh my god so he meant to use the whole damn can for one wife are you kidding me they're kind of small too you gotta really you can't you gotta be careful and you've got big hands that must have been a mess You got to make kind of a glove out of it. You know, They're kind of small, too. You got to really, you can't, you got to be careful. And you've got big hands.

That must have been a mess.

You got to make kind of a glove out of it.

You know, it gets kind of, that's to be disgusting, but it makes more of a mess before you make. Yeah. You must have sewed like 13 of those together. Yeah, it's, it's tough. It's not all it's made out to be.

But anyway, so she gets me this can of, you know, baby wipes.

That's why it says baby wipes.

So for, you know, for the period of you know baby wipes so for you know for the period of

the illness i was you know i was able to stay clean using those i mean something is funny but it's

really brown and running okay all right look at you jeff just trying so delicately to walk on the line.

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