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Vault: War of Roses - Becca & Charles

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🗓️ 30 October 2025

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Vault: War of Roses - Becca & Charles

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.5

These War of the Roses always get a little bit out of hand. Here's the deal. Woman suspects man of cheating on her. So what she does is she calls us up and has us place a call to him pretending to be a florist. Now, she's on the line listening to what's going on. She wants to see who he's going to turn around and send these flowers to. Back to her or the woman on the side. That's what we call War of the Roses. Becca?

0:24.6

Yeah. and send these flowers to back to her or the woman on the side that's what we call war the roses

0:22.1

becca yeah this is becca hey becca hey it's bert at q100 hey hey how are you i'm doing fine

0:30.2

how are you uh well you know i'm okay you're a little curious about what's going on with your husband

0:35.0

uh-huh all right tell us all about it well um where to begin uh i just moved here three weeks ago from orlando where my husband and i

0:45.0

have lived we were we met and we worked together for a while and got married and he's still there

0:49.5

because uh i got this amazing job up here and um he you know he works in sales he doesn't He doesn't make as much money as I do, especially now, but he was doing really well, and we decided that it would make sense for him to stay there. But at this company where we both used to work together, I mean, even before we were married, there's this girl, Anne-Marie, who was always flirting with him and trying, you know, just being a bitch. And, um, we prefer the word hoochy. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. A little, yeah, little, yeah, little, hobag. Yeah. So, um, but, you know, we got married. We have great relationships, so I thought or think. Um, and now I'm up here. He's down there. We're not sure exactly when he'll be joining me,

1:29.7

but we have mutual friends, obviously, who have seen him around town with Anne-Marie.

1:36.0

Oh.

1:37.0

I smell something. When we decided that I should come up here on my own, he didn't seem to really

1:42.0

have any problems with that at all. No regret. You're kind of hoping he was going to fight that a little bit, huh? Yeah. I smell something really rotten, and I just need to know for sure. I mean, I already called my lawyer. Oh, geez. You know, but I want to know for sure. All right, well, we'll call him, and we'll find out what's going on. What's his name?

2:00.9

His name's Charles.

2:01.8

Charles.

2:02.3

Okay, here's what we're going to do.

2:19.4

Lindsay, as you know, we'll call up. She'll be a florist, pretending to give him a dozen roses. You'll be on the line listening to who he's going to turn around and send these roses to, and we're hoping it's not Anne-Marie. but if that happens, let him tell Lindsay exactly what he wants to write on the card also before you start getting off on him.

2:21.2

Okay. not Anne-Marie. But if that happens, let him tell Lindsay exactly what he wants to write on the card also before

2:20.0

you start getting off on him.

2:21.2

Okay.

2:22.2

All right, Becca.

2:22.7

Hold on one second, what we call him.

2:24.0

And his name is Charles.

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