Vault: Phone Scam Sick Cat
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 28 October 2025
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Here, Bertia. |
| 0:01.5 | You're about to go out of town. |
| 0:02.9 | Your cat's really sick, and you need to talk to the vet immediately. |
| 0:06.5 | So what do you do? |
| 0:07.6 | You call the vet's office. |
| 0:09.1 | You talk to whoever answers the phone, and you let them hear your grossly disgusting sounding cat over the phone. |
| 0:15.5 | The phone. Good morning. |
| 0:28.1 | Hello. |
| 0:29.9 | Hello. |
| 0:30.8 | Hi. Who's this? |
| 0:32.5 | This is Sarah. |
| 0:33.6 | Hi, Sarah. How are you? |
| 0:35.0 | Good. How are you? |
| 0:36.2 | Not doing too well here. |
| 0:39.0 | Okay. |
| 0:39.7 | Having a crisis. |
| 0:41.3 | I'm about to head out of town, and I have a cat who is very sick, and I need to know if you guys, if I can bring her in right now. |
| 0:54.8 | Actually, I'm just a receptionist. |
| 0:57.3 | I'm opening up the clinic, but vet's not going to be here for another 45 minutes or so. |
| 1:04.3 | So there's nobody there right now? |
| 1:07.0 | No, it's just me. |
| 1:08.4 | Was that your cat? |
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