The Bird Show.

When we do these War of the Roses and a woman finally catches her man cheating, generally

we can break them up within about a minute.

This one was the War of the Roses that just would not stop.

Hello?

Is Reid in, please?

Yes, speaking.

Reid, hi, this is Lindsay from my mama's moms.

How are you? Good. Great. Actually, Reed, we are a new shop in the area, and as a promotional offer, we're sending people free flowers. Are you interested in actually sending somebody free roses? There's no catch? No, no catch at all. Like I said, we're a new shop in the area,

and we're just trying to get our name out there, and we're giving flowers out in hopes that maybe one day you might come back and do business with us. Yeah, if my name's not going to get stuck on a mailing list or something, sure. I'd love to send some flowers. Wonderful, Reed. Okay, first I need to fill out a card.

Okay.

Who would you like to send your flowers to?

Uh, to send some flowers. Wonderful, Reed. Okay, first I need to fill out a card. Okay. Who would you like to send

your flowers to? Well, to my wife. Okay, your wife, great. I guess it'd be in trouble if it wasn't.

And what would you like the card to say? Just say, sweetheart, or address it, sweetheart,

say always in my heart. Sweetheart say always in my heart sweetheart always in my heart

love read love all your sweetheart read yeah um this is bert calling from Q100 hey

bird and the good news is that you just sent the roses back to your wife, and she's on the line listening right now.

Oh, my God.

But she has a little bit of a question for you.

Yeah.

Hi, honey.

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