Vault: 2nd Date Update Chris, Christina
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🗓️ 28 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | This is the bird show. |
| 0:02.5 | The truth is that guys don't know how to leave well enough alone. Let me give you a little bit advice, guys. If a woman doesn't call you back for a second date, chances are pretty good. There's a great reason for that. But you guys don't get that. So what we do is second date update. Guy goes out with a woman, has a great great time at least he thinks he has a great time |
| 0:21.7 | but the problem is he can't get a second date back a second call back so what he'll do is he'll |
| 0:27.1 | call us up and we'll place a call to the woman asking her exactly why she won't call him back we |
| 0:32.6 | call it second date update chris had a uh what he thought was a great first date with Christine, right? |
| 0:39.4 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:39.9 | They went to Cheesecake Factory. |
| 0:41.9 | They were going to go see a movie, but he gets a page in the middle of dinner that all |
| 0:45.6 | of his buddies are over at Fadot. |
| 0:48.3 | So he and Christine changed their plans and start drinking down a Fadot. |
| 0:52.1 | Then I think you guys said you went to $3. |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah, $3.00 Cafe. And then you ended up over at May Coast. All right, we've got |
| 0:59.4 | Christine on the other line. And again, we're going to beg her for total honesty. All right. |
| 1:04.1 | So be prepared. Okay. |
| 1:05.6 | All right. Hey, Christine? Yeah, hey. Hey. How are you this morning? |
| 1:09.8 | Actually, it's Christina. Oh, Chris. Yeah, I'm here. How are you this morning? Actually, it's Christina. |
| 1:27.7 | Oh. Chris? Yeah, I'm here. Did you know it was Christina? Um, I thought it was Christine, but... All right, that's where it may have all started, my friend. Number one. And Chris said you guys went out and had a great time, and Buck had a couple of weeks ago, and he came for the life of them figure out why |
| 1:28.5 | you won't return his phone calls. |
| 1:30.2 | He said you guys did out and had a great time and Buck had a couple of weeks ago and he came for the life of them figure out why you won't return his phone calls. He said you guys did a little bar hopping, had a great time together, did a little dancing. He thought you guys, you know, he finally found a party partner. Smooch at the end of the evening. A little smooch at the end of the evening and then nothing. Nothing. Nothing. |
| 1:44.6 | Not a call back, nothing. Where should I begin? Oh, Christina. We wouldn't hear it all. Yes, please. How come you won't call him back? Can we start with the 12 to maybe 15 drinks he tossed back within the course of the entire evening? Yeah, we thought this might be it. We thought this might be it. But he said you were right there drinking with him. |
| 2:01.8 | No, no, no. |
| 2:03.4 | I thought you were drinking a little bit. Two to three drinks is nowhere near 12 to 15 drinks. I'm looking at this guy like, okay, he can't be serious. The date started out, okay, we went to Cheesecake Factory, had a nice time there. then he gets a page from some of his friends or whatever, and they're like, oh, you know, come down, check us out, whatever, where at Makos. |
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