The Bert Show.

Camas, Jeff.

Calling up a guy whose son is a six, seven-year-old basketball player.

Dad is also a basketball player, and I tell them that they're both really not that good.

Okay. Hello?

Hi, I'm looking for Mr. Smith, please.

This is him.

Hey, my name is Ben Hurdoch, coach of the basketball team, new coach of the basketball team.

Oh, yeah, how are you?

I've met your wife once or twice. I don't know if I've had the pleasure yet. How are you? I don't think we did, but yeah, I'm doing all right. You know what? I think, you know, it's actually fairly certain of this, and after talking to your wife, you work out at your old, not right? Yeah, yeah. I've actually, I work out there as well. I've actually seen you there. Oh, great. Hey, is it a good time?

Am I bugging you? knocked, right? Yeah, yeah. I've actually, I work out there as well. I've actually seen you there.

Oh, great. Hey, is it a good time? Am I bugging you or is... No, no, no. Is there something coming up? Something you want to talk about, or? Well, I want to give you a heads up on Tommy or Tom. We, you know, I don't know, maybe a progress report or whatever. You've got a really great kid. Yeah, we think so, too. We like him a lot. I mean, he's a keeper, you know. Definitely. I mean, he's going to be a heartbreaker with the ladies, and he's, I mean, he could be one of the best sports on the team and chip off the old block what's that chip off the old block yeah i guess so yeah yeah yeah you know

he's not very good at basketball uh-huh so i just i mean have you noticed that or i mean he's young

you know he's got some stuff to learn but I think

he's trying pretty hard

and he's got some talent

he's definitely got some talent

right is he's six right or seven

he's actually he's seven

seven yeah he

I guess I mean

would you say that maybe he's holding the team back from like any sort

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