The Bird Show.

All right, voice disguiser on. We are going to call Bert Show listener Max. Max. Good morning. Hey. How are you today? Okay, how you doing? Good. How are you? I got a little problem. Yeah, go ahead and relay your problem, and then hopefully we can have some virtual listeners give us a call up and try to give you some advice on how to get this thing

reversed man because you are in a world

of trouble right now. Yes I am.

Me and my

girl's been going out for about

almost two years.

We have a really good relationship and

I was out recently with some old college friends we were having a big party

celebrating one of my old friends got a divorce we were having a big party for that and well you know

we tied one run pretty well and we went out and partied well apparently I got a tattoo while I was... Well, I mean, not apparently. I mean, you should be able to tell if you got a tattoo. I don't remember exactly, but I got one. It's there now, and it wasn't the day before. So apparently, there you go. It's nice. It's a nice, it's a heart on my shoulder, you know, a nice big heart.

Underneath it, nice engraved.

Amanda always, you know.

Well, the problem is my girlfriend's name is Kelly.

Oh, God. Now, do you know in Amanda, or is that...

Yeah.

Oh, no.

So this is a woman you know.

No, well, the woman I knew, it was my high school sweetheart and a couple of years of college.

It was a pretty heavy thing.

All these guys remember me from when, you know, Amanda was everything.

So I don't know how one thing led to another, but...

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