The Bird Show.

All right, Jeff, he ready to go?

Yes, he is on line one.

He is on line one, and his name?

His name is Jason, and he has the honor of working with what might be the worst wife on the planet Earth.

Good morning, Jason.

What's happening?

When Jeff relayed the story to me, you know, and we were talking about it, I started to getting angry about it, so I can understand you working with this woman every day?

Oh, this is unbelievable.

Tell everybody the story behind this.

Oh, my God.

Okay, first off, I don't even know this chick very well.

I kind of overheard this conversation, and I sort of talked to other people who know her,

and they confirmed what's going on.

Apparently, this chick Sarah I work with, right?

Her husband and friends were going to go out to Houston, you know, for the Super Bowl,

but they weren't, they didn't have tickets to the Super Bowl.

They were just going to go hang out.

Like you might, like, go hang out at a dead concert or something, right?

Not go in, right?

Right.

They just follow football around the country in a bunch of ones.

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