Listen, it's the bird show.

Now is the time to start, like, fantasizing about, like, $220 million. I mean, if you win that thing, I know you've probably done the math. Okay, like, if I take it in one lump sum, that's only $100 million. Or I can get $1.5 million over the next 60 years or whatever. You start to trick yourself in the thinking that, you know what, I win this thing i can't and i'm one of these people but i blows me away that there's so many people who are like ah you know what i don't even play it when it's 15 million it's 220 it's 15 million whatever i could live without that 220 million though sign me up it's well it's even a higher number than that like it gets to a hundred million you're like hundred million come on it's not worth the 10 minutes at the QT for 220 million

now you've got my attention right you know and that's a that's obviously life changing life changing

money right there what are you doing when you win 220 million dollars what's the first thing you're doing besides quitting? The first thing I'm doing is taking a hammer, taking my alarm clock, and smashing the hell out of. Never having to get up again. And again, we say this every time this lottery hits like how people say, you know what, if I win this lottery, I don't really think it's going to change my life that much. Oh, yeah, it changed it. I'm going to be a totally different person. I was fantasizing about it on the way to work because I got my mega millions tickets yesterday. I got some quick picks and I drove by that billboard right past the Grady Curve on the downtown connector headed north, saw the big sign that says 220 million.

And I did. I started thinking, what really would I do? Like really, what would I do? And I started

thinking about the different places around the world, I would want to own a house. Yeah, you could do that.

You know, just owning a home. Like, my first thought was in Italy, right on the Amalfii coast buying a place right there that just looks

over the water and then I started fantasizing about having like a ski town place to go skiing.

So that was my first thought is where else in the world am I going to own homes?

Mine are more like superficial and frivolous like right off the bat.

Like if I win that kind of cash, the first thing I'm doing is I'm like flying all of my friends to wherever, some small island and I am hiring some band that will say, you know what, we'll play for you, but a million dollars. And there's Bono and Ed and you too playing for me and 30 of my friends. Because you can do that. You can spend the first $10 million and it's like that's not a big deal. And then I'm going to

become like usher of my friends, because you can do that. You can spend the first $10 million, and it's like,

that's not a big deal.

And then I'm going to become like, usher arrogant. I mean, when you get like $220 million, you can have that kind of attitude. You're allowed to. You can buy that kind of attitude. But the problem with that is you'll invite all of your friends, but none of them will be able to go,

we'll be able to go

because they'll still have to work.

I'd see if you're like,

hey,

why don't everybody,

let's come for three weeks,

wrong. you'll invite all of your friends, but none of them will have to go. We'll be able to go because they'll still have to work.

Oh, I'd see.

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