This is the bird show. Uh, good morning. We're going to call this virtual listener Sue. She is on the voice disguiser. Hey, Sue. Hey, how you doing? All right. How are you today? Well, I got a really big problem, and I'm hoping you guys can help me. All right. Now, normally we keep this kind of conversation until after 830, but I think this is appropriate.

This is really important, okay?

All right.

My oldest daughter, she's 15, she'll be 16 soon.

She's in 11th grade, and she's had a steady, you know, a very steady boyfriend for almost a year now.

And, you know, I had the sort of talk with her and she gave me the big eyes, you know, how teenagers do, big eyes. I don't know what you're talking

about or blah, blah, blah, you know. And, you know, quite frankly, I, you know, it's been a year

with the same boy and I want to put her on birth control, okay?

I really do. I really think she should be taking birth control pills. I know how kids are.

She's in 11th grade, steady boyfriend, and, you know, I don't want anything to happen to her.

I mean, I have four kids in my own. I want her to have a good life. I want anything to happen to her I mean I have four kids in my own I

want her to have a good life I want her to go to college and you know there's no room for a baby

right now this just isn't going to happen um the problem is the problem isn't me uh you know the problem is my husband and he says you know absolutely

unequivocally no she is not going on birth control you know and you know the whole spiel like

you know teenagers have to realize there's a consequence

for their actions and and all this you know i have the most respect for him i really do but

in this particular instance i just you know i'm beside myself i think he's wrong i think he's a guy

and he doesn't understand and he doesn't understand how teenagers are and you know, I'm beside myself. I think he's wrong. I think he's a guy and he doesn't understand

and he doesn't understand how teenagers are. And, you know, I mean, he says, you know, just say

no, that kind of thing. Like, you know, did you just fall off the tomato truck or something?

Skeeter fruit truck. I'm like really freaking out here. And, you know, I made a gynecologist appointment for my daughter.

And it's tomorrow at three.

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