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All right, the first Bert Show closure call.

If you weren't listening, was it yesterday when we talked to Ben?

Yes.

It was yesterday we talked to Ben.

God, your memory's going, dude.

You are getting old.

Started going like in 1988, dude.

We extended the invitation to you guys.

If you have been broken up with and you don't feel like you still got closure on

that situation, in order to move on, you've got to find out why the breakup happened in the

first place.

And Ben called us yesterday, and here's about 90 seconds of that call that we had with him.

How long ago were we talking about this breakup happening?

Well, this was last November when I got the letter.

The letter.

All right.

Give us some history on the relationship leading right up to the letter.

Who says mail?

Basically, my actual friend's name is Julie, and we were dating for about two years.

And last July, she had moved to Chicago.

She worked in marketing, so she had had had a transfer in her job. And I obviously still lived in Atlanta, and we were doing the long distance thing, but we would see each other roughly two or

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