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Vault: Pain Poker

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🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: Pain Poker

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:05.2

Okay, this is right on the chest.

0:06.7

They're doing this.

0:07.1

Oh, God.

0:08.0

They're doing two strips at once.

0:10.1

One, two, three.

0:12.7

Ah.

0:14.9

God.

0:16.4

All the hits Q100 and the Birch show.

0:18.2

Okay, that sounded painful.

0:19.5

But if you were listening to that going, that doesn't even scratch the surface of pain.

0:23.6

We're looking to play pain poker here.

0:25.7

It's the most painful thing that has ever happened to you.

0:29.4

And judging from these phone calls, we will all be cringing in less than five seconds.

0:33.7

All right?

0:34.9

Are we putting a statue of limitations, a window on this?

0:38.8

Like five minutes and then we're out.

0:41.2

You know what I think we need to do is we do this similar to that stupid bucket of ice crap that you brought in here where we tried to see you had the most pain tolerance.

0:51.3

Oh, look at Melissa's face already.

0:53.6

I know.

0:53.9

We haven't even heard the stories yet. Here's the deal. I feel like a bit into a lemon or something. Wait until you hear this first old, Melissa, you were going to run out of the studio. Well, here's what I think we do, because we all have different tolerances and we're all holding body parts. Like, for some reason, Jen Hobby is convinced her breasts are going to be affected.

1:11.5

So she's like,

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