Vault: Sally's Break Up
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🗓️ 3 November 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:02.0 | All right, Sally, let's get her back on here. It was about a week ago. We asked on a Friday, if you really think you have this nagging feeling that you were going to be broken up with this weekend and give us a call. Sally called us up and she said, I know this is going to happen. And then we checked back in with her on Monday and she confirmed that, yeah, her intuition was right. Here's kind of a combination of both of those calls. We've been dating almost three years, and he said that he was planning on proposing this summer, but he's not sure if he loves me like a best friend or if he loves me like a future wife. And he said that he just wants to figure things out. He said, oh, yeah, you know, I'll see you on Friday. |
| 0:38.1 | You know, I'm sure everything will be fine. Let's get a little history here now. You said you have been dating for three years. Yep. And how old are you? I'm 23. Did you guys meet in college? Yep, sure did. You did. Is it the typical story? He was in a fraternity. you're in the sorority. |
| 0:53.3 | Yes. |
| 0:54.2 | Is it one of those arrangements where you're not living together, |
| 0:57.3 | but all of his stuff is over it? Is it the typical story? He was in a fraternity. You were in the sorority. Yes. |
| 1:28.2 | Is it one of those arrangements where you're not living together, but all of his stuff is over at your house? And he basically is living there, but he's probably got his own place that he's there. Pretty much. He was due over at what time? Seven o'clock. He got there at what time? 6.30. And he brought dinner, and we ate dinner just like normal. But after that, we sat on the couch for a while and he kind of looked at me and I said, okay, I know, I know it's coming. Go ahead. I know you've got something to say. And he just said that just this past few weeks, he is not so sure anymore if I'm a future wife or if I'm just the best friend. That lasted about 15 minutes and he said well I think I should be going and he stood up and I stood up and I looked |
| 1:31.8 | him in and I said you are not calling the shots anymore sit down. And so he sat down and I bombarded |
| 1:38.6 | him with questions for about 45 minutes after that. Yeah women need closure that's for sure we |
| 1:43.7 | definitely have to be the walk around the apartment, and he took all of his things. |
| 1:47.0 | I said, you know, is there another girl, of course? |
| 1:50.5 | And he said, no, definitely not. |
| 1:52.9 | Every time you said you loved me, did you mean it? |
| 1:55.5 | Or, you know, were you just saying that, you know, at the time? |
| 1:59.1 | And he said he meant it. |
| 2:00.5 | All right, so I think she really handled that really well. I do too. And she got instant closure so she can move on. Right? She claims you've got an instant closure, but she still could have been, you know, shocked. Like, and you get your arm cut off, you still think it's there for a while. Like a lizard? The tail is kind of like behind it. Five feet, it's still moving. |
| 2:19.0 | If you guys had to make the prediction right now, |
| 2:21.6 | do you think she called or they talked to each other |
| 2:23.5 | sometime over the last seven days? |
| 2:25.5 | And if so, who called who? |
| 2:27.8 | I'm going to say no. |
| 2:29.2 | No. |
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