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Vault: Old Flames, Old Tapes & One Very Angry Wife

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🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Vault: Old Flames, Old Tapes & One Very Angry Wife

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0:00.0

The Birch Show

0:02.0

Alright, this was Terry the last time we talked to. We were all upset that she hadn't done anything about this yet, right?

0:08.0

I went to bed, and I'm married to my husband, and I wake up like at 2 a.m. and he's still not in bed, which is not super uncommon.

0:17.0

And then I go in, I see that the light from the living room is on, and I go in, and he is watching, you know, TV. And I just sit there, and then there I see that it's the sex tape of him and his ex-wife. And I really, I don't know how to feel about this right now. What did he say? What was his reaction when he walked in?

0:38.6

He didn't see me.

0:39.4

He didn't see me.

0:53.6

Because they have a couch... And you didn't make a scene? I was horrified. I was shocked and I didn't... I couldn't speak. So Wendy, what do you do? Same situation. Oh my gosh. My temper would have ran wild. He would got a like a punch of the face.

0:56.4

Like maybe his manhood wouldn't have been there for much longer.

0:57.3

Like no. Like at his manhood wouldn't have been there for much longer. Like, no. At least he would be saved on tape. You can watch it forever. Oh my gosh. No, there's no way I could have controlled any of my reaction. That would have been all over the place. Yeah, like your knee-jerk reaction is to yell or throw something. Throw something at them. Yeah, the tape. Pull the tape out of them. Throw it at them. What were some of the suggestions that we took from listeners that day? Some of them were kind of deceiving. Well, one woman actually wanted her to make a sex tape of her own. Remember that? That's right. Or to watch it herself and to get some, you know, remember that one woman? People, people kind of turned on her. Yeah. They were saying that maybe if you, basically,

1:31.1

if you were better in bed, then he would be watching sex with his ex-wife. He obviously,

1:35.1

he obviously liked that sort of thing. So make one of your own with him. So give into it.

1:40.8

Yeah, that was bizarre. Hey, Terry, good morning.

1:44.1

Good morning, guys. How are you? I'm all right. I'm doing it. Yeah, that was bizarre. Hey, Terry, good morning. Good morning, guys. How are you?

1:46.8

I'm all right. I'm doing okay. Did you guys finally have the conversation?

1:52.1

We did. Yeah, I brought it up to him later that day, actually.

1:56.7

What was the exact words you used?

1:59.9

See any good movies lately?

2:02.5

It was really stumbly.

2:04.5

I shouldn't tell you that.

2:05.6

I was, I'm really nervous.

2:08.6

And I basically said, hey, just to let you know, I saw you watching that tape with her name in it.

2:18.9

I said her name.

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