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Vault: Closure Call Pt. 5 - Brad Meets Sara & the Baby

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🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Vault: Closure Call Pt. 5 - Brad Meets Sara & the Baby

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the first sarla calls us up and she says that she's been going out with this guy for three years

0:37.4

and he proposed his marriage to her and and she says that she's been going out with this guy for three years.

0:41.2

And he proposes marriage to her.

0:44.0

And she says, look, I just need 30 days to think about things.

0:44.8

That's it, 30 days.

0:46.9

When that 30 days is up, he bails.

0:48.1

He's like, you know what? I thought about it, and this is not the girl for me.

0:50.2

But somehow between then and now, she has their baby and he doesn't know anything about it.

0:57.5

What she said is that she got pregnant and didn't realize it until after they had broken up.

1:02.7

And she didn't want to tell him on a voicemail or leave him a message that she was carrying his child.

1:08.2

She wanted to tell him in person.

1:09.5

So she went her whole pregnancy and two months later, now as a two-month-old and still hasn't told him. So that's why she was carrying his child. She wanted to tell him in person. So she went her whole pregnancy

1:10.9

and two months later, now as a two-month-old, and still hasn't told him. So that's why she was coming to us to track him down to get some closure and to be able to tell him that. I had somebody asked me yesterday, A Taste of Atlanta about this. Like they heard one day of it and they wanted to fill in the rest. And I just made stuff up because I didn't have the time to invest. Take you more time to explain it with the new made-up story.

1:30.1

I could have walked.

1:31.1

I could have visited. and they wanted to fill in the rest, and I just made stuff up because I didn't have the time to invest.

1:30.2

It would take you more time to explain it with the new made-up story. I could have walked. I could have visited four, you know, restaurant booths and been in the wine tent for a half hour. So it was like, yeah, it was the strangest thing. They were, she had a baby, and then they both got hit by a bus. so it was weird

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