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Vault: Most Inappropriate Times to Request Sex

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🗓️ 14 January 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: Most Inappropriate Times to Request Sex

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.2

In the morning, we're taking a look at our leftovers from last week, and we've given you guys like one sentence teases and want to know which story you want to hear about. Jeff came to the plate with this one. What has gotten stolen from your place when you've had someone over for a cup? I have a friend that went frumpy, and is it going to ruin her marriage? I said, oh, go ahead. I would say if you use Match.com, there is now a way to find out the real truth about other people that are registered there.

0:25.4

And mine was the most inappropriate request for sex ever.

0:30.1

The timing on it couldn't be worse.

0:32.2

All right, so let's go to the phones.

0:33.8

Good morning, Josh.

0:35.6

Am I the only poor smuck in Atlanta that doesn't know what the word frumpy even means?

0:40.5

So you want to hear Jen's story?

0:42.3

Yes.

0:42.8

Okay, thank you.

0:44.0

All right.

0:45.3

All right.

0:46.0

Intern Jen tells me that these are representative of all the calls that we've taken.

0:49.8

So good morning, Keisha.

0:52.4

Hi.

0:53.0

I'm voting for your story. Because it has to do with sex. All right? Good morning. You're on all the hits Q-100. Hello. Hello. Good morning. Hi. Hey. I just want to say that I want to hear Bert's story. All right. Inappropriate sexual request. Yes. There's not many things that are more interesting than sex, so. Agreed. Agreed. Good morning. Tanya, during all the hits going on her. Hi. How are you? Good. How are you today? Doing great. Is it Bert? It's all of us, yeah. Hi, Bird. How are you? I'm doing great. What's going on? I'm so excited to talk to you all. Well, thank you. You all are great. I mean, the bird show makes me get up in the morning, no matter how harsh it is. I wake up six in the morning to jump in my car just to listen to all of you. Awesome. Thank you. It's a great testimonial. Thank you. Who's your vote? Who's your vote for?

1:45.8

I want it for Burke. Okay. Thank you. It's sex. It's all about sex, sex, sex, sex. We should have known. We got off the ear and I'll look at Burn and said, I kind of want to hear yours. You guys got to know, you got to come to the table for sex if you want their, I know. You want to get their attention.

1:59.9

All right.

2:00.4

All right.

2:00.4

All right.

2:00.6

All right.

2:00.6

Gets his leftovers on.

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