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The following is not a Bert Show listener.

I won't put a little separation between us because all of our listeners are so healthy.

We don't want to be associated with her.

Right.

But I guess producer Tracy got an email from Catherine's friend a couple of days ago,

tipping her off that Catherine is 31 years old, 31. And she decided to go down

the spring break and hang out with a bunch of 16 and 17 year olds. High school. High school.

And at first we thought she was just going down there to chaperone, which would have been fine.

It's nothing wrong with that. But she's not chaperoning. I mean, she is right in the thick of things.

I mean, she's partying with these 16 and 17 years olds. You'll hear in this replay she was at like a foam party. Wet t-shirt contest. Making out with 19-year-olds. And she thinks there's nothing wrong with it at all. In fact, I got, did you guys get some emails yesterday from people that were upset with us? No. that we were judging that she's 31 years old,

she's young enough to do what she wants. That's crazy. What's it going on with our listeners? Because first they endorse a guy who's dating his sister. And then secondly, now it's okay to hang out with 17-year-old when you're 31? Yeah. Huh? A bunch of these emails, not just one.

Like five or six going, leave her alone.

Leave her alone.

Listen to this.

Hey, Catherine. Yeah, hey. Hi, you're on the voice disguiser. Oh, really? That sounds like a robot. A little bit, yeah. I mean, you can't hear it in the phone and all, but yeah, you sound a little bit like a robot, yes.

All right, Catherine, um, Catherine, you can't hear it in the phone and all, but yeah, you sound a little bit like a robot, yes. That's cool. All right, Catherine, you're 31 years old?

Yep.

All right, and you are hanging out.

We're not going to mention the city because Jeff said you want to have your identity totally protected.

Yeah.

So we're not going to mention what city that you're in partying.

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