The Bert Show.

So we threw it out here.

We actually got a phone call yesterday from somebody who said, I'm never listening to you again. Right. Usually when people say that, they say things that are, you know, it's really bizarre things that make them decide, you know, that they're not listening. For them as legit. You sneeze too much. Right. I'm never listening again. Your voice annoysys me I actually had a friend of mine

I had a friend of mine say

remember there was a brief period of time

where I'm throwing

hitting each other in the face

with a paper wad

while we were on the air

was a big deal

somebody got so annoyed

at the sound of

and weather today

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and then somebody goes good shot shot! Got so annoying. And it was only like, I don't know, four weeks, but two weeks into it, they're like, I can't listen to you anymore, and they turned it off. One of my friends said that we used the voice disguiser too much in one week, and she was like, nah, I can't hear it anymore. Because once something like that gets inside your head, that it's the only thing you hear.

It's the only thing you hear. Right. Like if you hear a song, even that has like an obscure sample in it and then somebody points out what that sample is, it's the only thing you can hear. Get out of my head. It was like my dad when I was a teenager could point out how many times I said like in a sentence. and he would go, I would tell him a conversation, you know,

I was school today, and I would finish it. And he would be like, 13. 13 times you said the word like in that sentence. And then all you can do is say like. Yes. Because you're trying not to. Hey, John, welcome to the bird show. Hey, good morning. What's going on? Man, I'm just, uh, just vicking on you, Jeff.

Okay. John, welcome to The Bird Show. Hey, good morning. What's going on? Man, I'm just venting on you, Jeff.

Okay.

Oh, no.

You know, I guess one thing I can't really, I'm not really happy about the way that, you know, your northern accent really gets all my nerves.

Now, getting out of your nerves is one thing, but have you ever said I'm never listening to that show again? Oh, hell yeah. Okay, good. How often? You're glad you're back. Yeah. How often do you say that? Well, just about every day I listen to you. And, you know, the only reason, you know, you talk about this ranch dressing. I know a lot of Northerners, and they like ranch dressing. You talk about putting rants dressing, you make love to rants dressing all this stuff. But, you know, really and truly, you're too opinionated. And when you all, when Burt's not there, it's a total different show, you know, and I think you compensate a little bit too much.

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