The Bird Show.

So over the past couple days, I've found these two random pieces of audio.

They're not in any way related, but I wanted to share them with you.

Okay.

Hopefully you'll find them as funny as I am.

I'm most worried about the second one being as funny because it's also a visual.

So I posted it on my blog yesterday and then,

John, you can put it up on, you know, link it up online too. So it's there for people to watch.

The first piece of audio is a woman who obviously keeps her boyfriend's cell phone in her name

and they broke up. So she changed the greeting.

And then the second piece of audio

is a seven-year-old boy

who had to go have dental work done.

So he was on pain pills and gas

and dad filmed him.

Oh, that's just so mean.

So the visual is as, is hope, the audio is hopefully as good as the audio and visual together.

So first, I don't know where this took place.

I don't know where this is, this piece of audio is from.

But guys, if you are going

to cheat on your girlfriend, you probably want to make sure that she doesn't have the access

code to your phone or worse yet has your phone in her name because then everybody who calls

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