Vault: Melissa Had An Awkward Experience at a Funeral and She's Finally Confessing
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🗓️ 20 March 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Call my wife. |
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| 0:03.6 | Voice assistance not working for you. BlackRock Investment Trust has a lot working for you. Get to know them at blackrock.com. Capital at risk. Marketing material. BlackRock Investment Management UK Limited. Authorized and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority. The Bird Show. So Melissa had a sad day yesterday, but as she always does, found some light. Yeah, well, I mean, yesterday, the sad part of the story, a tragic part of the story, is a dear friend of mine who is my oldest friend here in Atlanta. |
| 0:27.3 | Her sweet mama passed away last week, and so the funeral was yesterday. |
| 0:33.5 | Now, the funeral took place while we were still here at the station, so I had to miss the funeral, but made the burial. |
| 0:38.5 | And so Katie went to the funeral, and we tag teamed it, and I went to the burial. |
| 0:43.2 | So when I left here, changed clothes, went and got the address for the cemetery. |
| 0:50.3 | And so I got there, and when I got there, there was no, you know, crowd or procession of car. |
| 0:56.1 | So either I was too late or too early. |
| 0:58.0 | So I just parked, you know, over to the side near the office and I thought, well, let me ask somebody and see if this has already taken place. |
| 1:04.2 | Well, there were four, usually at a cemetery, if you have never been to a service, to prepare for the service, they usually have a tent over the gravesite because, you know, for shading either for the sun or the rain or whatever, but at least it gives you an idea that they were about to have a service or just had one. Well, there were four tents up at different sites at the cemetery. So I didn't know which one, you know, but I'm like least four four events are taking place today right and they're not marked like there's not |
| 1:30.9 | like that's that's what they need to start doing is putting the last name somewhere |
| 1:35.9 | draped down the tent or something to let people know yeah usually it's just the funeral |
| 1:40.6 | you know name on the tent but I but yeah so four tents were up. So I didn't know |
| 1:46.1 | which one to go to, right? And so I thought, well, I asked somebody. Well, there was one, |
| 1:49.2 | one site where they looked like there's a little activity. Some of the service, you know, some of the |
| 1:54.0 | guys that work at the cemetery were kind of preparing it. And there were three Navy guys |
| 1:59.1 | that were nearby. And I thought, well, I didn't know her mom was |
| 2:02.0 | like in the Navy, you know, like a Navy vet. Yeah. And so I thought, okay, well, let me go ask. So I went over to him and I said, you know, is this is this the Gibson, you know, service? And they said, no, it's for Calhoun. And I said, okay need the gibson so i thought well i'll just i'll just see |
| 2:18.5 | what i'll just see i'll just see what happens so as i'm walking back to my car then on the street i see the procession come into the cemetery so that well this must be them the timing must be perfect so i got in the car and i sat there now with um you know and if you're not familiar a lot of times the hearse will go, then the family car is after, and the family car is usually nice, and the windows are tinted, so you can't really see into the family. You can't see. And whose family is? Yes, and my friend's the daughter. So, and I thought, well, I needed to see in that, so I sat in the car and the hearse went by and I was going to wait until at the end of the procession. |
| 2:51.3 | And then when the family car went by, I thought just in case it is them, I smiled in case she saw me. But if it wasn't them, they're thinking, who's this crazy girl that's just smiling to the family car? Sitting in the cemetery, smiling at the processions. Sitting the cemetery. Happy day. Yay. So they're going. So they're going by. |
| 3:07.4 | So I get in the back of the procession. |
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