Vault: Listeners Confess the Wildest Places They've Been Escorted Out Of
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is The Bird Show |
| 0:02.3 | I, Jen brought up a really |
| 0:04.5 | pretty interesting piece of audio from this weekend. |
| 0:07.2 | Yeah, it was a Broadway actress during her show |
| 0:10.7 | called Gypsy. |
| 0:11.4 | Her name is Patty Lepone. |
| 0:12.8 | And she just got so upset |
| 0:15.1 | in the middle of her performance, |
| 0:17.2 | she starts screaming at an audience member |
| 0:19.4 | for taking pictures. |
| 0:23.9 | That's her singing. |
| 0:27.3 | Click, click, I'm taking pictures, click, click. |
| 0:29.6 | Stop, stop, stop taking pictures right now. |
| 0:35.8 | You heard the announcement? |
| 0:40.3 | Who do you think you are? How dare you? Who do you think you are? Get them out. I won't continue a bit taking pictures Get about three times |
| 0:54.6 | Three times you took a picture |
| 0:56.2 | You heard the announcement |
| 0:57.7 | In the beginning |
| 0:58.8 | You heard the announcement |
| 1:00.0 | And intermission |
| 1:00.9 | Who do you think you are? |
| 1:03.4 | She was furious |
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