Listen, it's the bird show.

I was part of a conversation this weekend, and I need to get your take, Bert, on how you would react to this.

This situation happened with you and Stacey.

I can tell you already.

Yeah.

Flea.

Okay.

I don't even know what the situation is.

I'm sorry.

If it comes fight or flip, let's flee. And this happened. Run away. Run away. I'm going to use you and Stacey as the example in this because I want to hear your response on how you would handle it. But this is a true story. This really happened to someone. And we'll get a ton of phone calls because I'm sure it's happened more than you know once in the world but imagine you and Stacy are out one night

in an event or a party or something like that you're hanging out and all is good and and

Stacy loves to dance so she gets up and she dances with a guy who's not you I'm totally

cool with that by the right I'm totally happy about that because I hate dancing. Right. And during the course of the dance, it becomes very obvious that the guy is excited. This is a slow dance or is this the two of them just bump and grinding? I didn't ask. Because that would change things. Well, first of all, she wouldn't, she shouldn't be slow dancing with somebody else anyway. Right. But even if they're close or whatever, there's a situation where the guy becomes physically happy to be there with your wife. Now, is Stacy backing it up? Like, backing that ass up. You know him and stuff? I would imagine so, just knowing Stacy. I wish the camera had been in.

Can we say the back then?

Because, can we just say the back then?

Because, he was giving, as if we didn't know what that meant.

He was bending over.

Just for the record, the Bert just back that ass up to the headphone jack.

Next time, Bitterball, since that's our next big party, will you please dance with me at Bitterball? And I want you to do that move to me. I'm just trying to get all the facts straight. Jim's like, shut the hell up. So that happens, right? Okay. And Stacey comes back and reports to you that that just happened. Okay.

Are you annoyed at the guy? Mm-hmm. Are you annoyed at Stacey like she should have left earlier? Or do you just laugh it off? Laugh it off. I'm just annoyed at you. I'm going to talk about movies. It depends what the circumstance is. I mean, A, if she's slow dancing with him, I'm annoyed at Stacey. Because fast dancing with any dude in the bar, that's fine.

But slow dancing, that's off limits. But you're right there. So whatever the dancing taking place, you are obviously okay with. Okay. So he ends up with a chub about the whole thing. Sure. That's what we're talking about, James. Oh, whoa. Let me show you the example. Go ahead. Show Jen the example you gave. The chub example or the best?

No! Well, let me show you the example. Go ahead. Show Jen the example you gave. The Chub example or the best?

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