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Vault: He Needs Help Searching for His High School Sweetheart

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🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: He Needs Help Searching for His High School Sweetheart

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0:00.0

It's the Bert Show

0:02.0

Previously on The Bird Show

0:05.0

I'm a musician, I've been in band since I was 16, I had a high school sweetheart,

0:10.0

and we used to play extreme all the time.

0:13.0

My band played it with our song.

0:15.0

Any time that comes on, it just kills me.

0:17.0

And we broke up when I was 17, I'm 34 now.

0:20.0

I don't think a day has gone by where

0:22.5

having to think about it. I'm still in love.

0:26.2

I tried to find a million times on my space and all that stuff and I can't never ever find her.

0:32.5

So that was Craig a couple of weeks ago and we sort of accidentally fell into that conversation

0:36.5

with him. Then he sent us an email saying that, yeah, for 17 years, he's been thinking about the same

0:41.4

girl for 17 years, just in a different place in his life, and I think he ended up dumping her,

0:47.2

right?

0:49.0

Yeah.

0:50.7

And he moved up with his stuff.

0:52.4

Yeah.

0:53.2

Dumbest thing I ever did, yeah. Dumped. And then for 17 years, he's been thinking about her. So we sort of latched on to the story, and we gave all the information over to Blue Dog investigations. And between them and Tracy, we've been trying to track her down. Because he had looked for her before on, like, MySpace and Facebook and stuff like that and just couldn't find her.

1:13.5

Craig, I'm here to tell you that we found her.

1:15.8

Yeah, I hear that.

1:18.5

And she's willing to come on with us tomorrow.

1:22.7

Wow.

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