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All right, so we are all in agreement that Jeff and Wendy are going to clear the air here with Jimmy Fallon.

We will clear the air with Jimmy Fallon. Well, he responds. Hold on. It's negative energy. I got no beef with Jimmy Fallon. Yes, you do. No, I don't. Yes, you do. It's negative energy. No, I don't. Not anymore. He must have responded this morning. He just wrote back.

Okay.

I got no issue.

Wait, wait, wait, this is a, I know I'm going to be on his show.

I'm going to be on his show.

I'm going to kiss his ass before I'm on there.

It's not fair. No, it's not. Jimmy and I were bros, man. Here's Jimmy Fallon right now for him. He's saying, hey, Jimmy Fallon. Hey, what's up? Good morning. How are you?

Good morning, Jimmy.

We thought going into this interview that we had beef with you.

You could, well, I think beef must be both-sided, right?

Double-sided? It can't be a one-sided beef, can it? I didn't get any, I didn't get any love on the tweet. You didn't get any love? Here's the deal. I don't know. I get a tweet. I check it like random hours. So I got to give you good hours to tweet to me. Oh yes. Please give me your

hours second constant when sending stuff. When were you sending these tweets out?

I got Jeff. Well, I was actually... I just sent my tweet. Well, I, here's what broke my heart,

Jimmy. This is where you and I drifted. This is when we began to drift apart. Okay. And I'm sure you felt it too. But it was Friday night and I was home and I was watching your show. Oh, yeah. I had my laptop open and my little thing started blinking and I saw that there were a bunch, that you were responding to a bunch of people who are commenting on the show as it was on. And I thought the thing you did with the sour balls and put them, you know, had everybody put them in their mouth the same time and they did the audience thing. Yeah. I thought that was great because, you know, everybody makes that face about 10 seconds after it starts to dissolve. So I sent a tweet to Jimmy Fallon. I'm like, check it out. He's responding to everybody right now. And then I went to bed with tears in my eyes.

Wait. Jimmy Fallen. I'm like, check it out. He's responding to everybody right now. And then I went to bed with tears in my eyes.

Wait, in your eyes still? Or were they coming out of your head? They were falling. I mean,

I was dry because I cried so much. I feel so stupid. So I don't know what to say.

And that's when, that's when you and I broke up. Yeah, I felt it a little bit over here. But I got your love note. It was almost like Sleepston, Seattle. I looked at the window. I put my hand on the window, and I could kind of feel you all the way over Atlanta. But seven minutes ago, Jimmy Fallon responded to at Jeff Dollar. Sorry, I missed your tweets. Talk to you in two. That's sad. So thank you, Jimmy. I apologize. You know, Friday night, it was the most exhausting week of my life. I've got to be honest. It's my first time I've actually had a real job. Right. So I mean, it's just like I wake up early in the morning. I go to bed as early as I can at nighttime because I cherish sleep. It's like I need it. It's unbelievable. So by Friday I was just wiped. And so I sent like as many tweets as I could get out. And then I just passed out. I was almost like, I was almost on a nightclub high almost. I passed out in the hallway. Well, you want an apology here to Wendy because she's still stalking, tweet stalking you and she hasn't gotten anything yet. No love. Wendy, did you send me one right now? I did. Two minutes ago. Should I send it right now? Let me just check. Because I have like 350 followers. Here we go. See, Wendy, this is falling into the same theme that we have the last couple of weeks of you acting desperate. You can't beg somebody to tweet you back. That's an act of desperation. It doesn't count. It has to happen like it happened with me. Just the connection between Jimmy and I was undeniable. And so he wrote me back. Where is yours?

Hang on.

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