Vault: Brides Spill Why Their Weddings Were Terrible
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Furt Show. |
| 0:01.5 | Here is the question that I want to pose to women. |
| 0:04.0 | I'd love to hear from a woman who knows that the people at their wedding had a crappy time. |
| 0:09.3 | And it wasn't weather-induced. |
| 0:11.8 | That's the only thing you can take out of the equation because I've never heard a woman say |
| 0:15.3 | because there's so much planning that goes into the wedding and there's so much invested |
| 0:19.8 | that I have never heard a woman say that I into the wedding and there's so much invested that I have never heard |
| 0:22.3 | a woman say that I know my wedding sucked. I know that nobody had fun at it and it bothers me even |
| 0:27.5 | today. I know a bride who didn't have fun at her own wedding, but it's not the same thing. |
| 0:32.2 | It's not necessarily fun at your own wedding. I am looking for women that walked away from |
| 0:36.3 | the wedding going, I know that thing, it just didn't turn out the way I wanted it to. And my wedding day, |
| 0:42.3 | the entertainment value of it just sucked. So they planned it. They spent the money. They |
| 0:47.6 | organized it. They, of course, attended it. And then when they were lying down in bed at night |
| 0:51.6 | and the new, new husband says, do you have a good day? |
| 0:55.2 | She goes, yeah, this is not going to, this is not, this is not a pinnacle memory for me. And it can't be weather induced again. And it couldn't be like somebody in the family jacked up the entire wedding. It would have to be. Everything actually went the way you thought it was going to go and you still walked away from it thinking |
| 1:11.1 | if I was one of the attendance in that wedding, that would be a crappy wedding to attend. |
| 1:15.4 | I'm just curious, Jen, did that wedding or did that marriage work out? The woman who... |
| 1:18.9 | Yeah, they're still married and they've got three kids. They're really happily married, but |
| 1:22.0 | she didn't want to be the center of attention. She only had a wedding because everybody |
| 1:26.9 | and he wanted it and everybody in his |
| 1:29.2 | family and her whole family wanted it, but she hates being the center of attention person. |
| 1:33.7 | So that's why, I mean, she literally hid out in the hallway. |
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