Hey, the bird show.

So the question here is how is your life changing, even in the smallest way?

Like you're going to be a different person on Monday.

Right.

Good morning. Mary, you are on the voice disguiser. Hi. Hi, how are y'all? Good. How are you? I'm good, thanks. What's going on your life this weekend that when we talk to you on Monday, your life's going to change? Well, my fiance and I, we went and eloped a couple of months ago.

I thought it would be easy to keep it from our family until our wedding, which is going on in May,

our real wedding, which my family is helping me pay for, and we're actually going to be telling everyone this weekend that we are already married,

and probably are not going to get any funding for our wedding in May.

So I'm not really sure how it's going to work.

Can I ask why are you now telling them?

Because both our families are very, very religious people.

We can't act like we're married.

It was a lot more difficult than we ever expected it to be.

And we can't sleep together.

We can't live like we're married.

We can't do anything.

We have to act like we're still dating.

And it's just too difficult to keep going until May, the end of May.

So like one of you guys would have to spend the weekend at, like, a hotel.

You'd have to rearrange all the pictures in the house, get clothes out of the house and all that.

Yeah, I mean, we haven't been, we've just been, we're still treated as if we're in high school

when we're at each other's houses.

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