This is The Bird Show.

So Jessica did something last week that was the most brilliant maneuver ever for telling someone that there's something awkward about them.

You know somebody's got something jammed in their tooth?

Yeah.

Their flies down, bugger on the nose, a little bit of eye junk, whatever, all that stuff. Like, if you don't know the person well, like, we can obviously all do it with our significant others. We've reached a level after several years where we all do it with each other. You would think. But, I mean, if you're that, yeah, will you feel, you feel that we don't treat you properly?

I swear to you, this is true that yesterday, I got down into my car after you and I had a meeting. Yeah. After Joanna and I talked to each other for like 10 minutes before she left the building, I get into my car, I look in the rearview mirror, and I have huge bear in the cave. I mean, it's like half in my nose, half out.

And I don't know how it's possible how you couldn't have been, how you didn't say anything to me during our meeting. And Joanna also. I was like angry at both of you guys because there's no way that it was avoidable. But dude, that's not. I bet it shook every time you breathed. It was like one of those. It was flaky. It was just like that. It was one of those large plates. So your boog was having a meeting with Joanna.

Seriously. I bet it shook every time you breathed. It was like one of those. It was flaky. It was just like that.

It was one of those large flakes.

So your bug was having a meeting with Joanna.

Seriously.

Did you see it yesterday and didn't say anything to me? No, because you've always told me I'm not allowed to look at you in the face when I talk to you. So I'm not sure how I'm supposed to see that kind of stuff. But that's not, you can't, that's not right because I'm...

I'd be so distracted by the floor.

I was sitting down, though.

I mean, I'm convinced that you saw and didn't say anything. I was actually pissed at you. I almost text you. First, I almost tweeted it. How pissed I was at you. You put him in a position where if he laughed too hard, it would shoot out like a rocket on somebody that's right i don't even

notice who knows it's so right nobody does okay so anyways bert's got the big old bear on the

cave right we know what that means a little booger on the nose right so uh and and how would jessica

have handled that situation this is how she would have first first of all uh it wouldn't work with bert

it would have to be a all, it wouldn't work with Bert.

It would have to be a stranger.

So let's use our boss.

Let's say Gary's got a big old chunk of jam in his tooth, right?

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