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Vault: When Does Letting Kids Sleep in Your Bed Go Too Far?

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🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Vault: When Does Letting Kids Sleep in Your Bed Go Too Far?

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0:00.0

This is The Bird Show I like it Carl's not really an intern anymore It's still one of the best intern songs But the music is so good So banging This is still his at mic music Got to happen Oh never mind you only got four minutes I'm not going to ask you now Go ahead ask it Who is it and what's the name of the song because people email us every time

0:21.4

Tupac all eyes on me

0:22.8

perfect okay what's on your mind man um my kids

0:26.9

always right so I have three kids eight I got my daughter's eight I have my son

0:34.1

which is six and my little girl three years old

0:36.2

my wife now don't get me wrong I love my son, which is six, and my little girl three years old. My wife, now, don't get me wrong, I love my kids. I love them to death. Don't have a problem with them, but they're still creeping in in their bed with me at night. They or one specific? They. When one does it, the other have to do it. And what are they ages one more time? Eight, six, and three. No, no, no. Three occasionally during a storm, eight and six, done with that. Right, right. But the thing is, like, it's no problem when I don't feel them, but I'll wake up with a neck, with a foot in my neck, you know, and then you wake up sore, you're not, you're trying to figure out what the

1:11.7

heck is going on. Then you look over to the side and you see one child. Then when one child knows that the other in, then they're coming in, creeping in too. But that's not really the issue. I understand that's going to happen, right? I don't have a problem turning them around. If I wake up my same in the middle middle of the night i'll turn them around no problem at all you know hey

1:30.2

go back to sleep right put you I don't have a problem to turn them around. If I wake up, my 10-minute middle of the night, I'll turn them around, no problem at all.

1:29.4

You know, hey, go back to sleep.

1:31.3

I'll put the room as for.

1:32.5

But my wife, she'll always let them come in.

1:35.3

And I sleep, man, you know, my work's care is so crazy.

1:38.8

I don't, they don't have no idea when I'm asleep.

1:41.7

So sometimes they'll come in the room I'll be up it's three in

1:44.9

the morning sometimes I'll be up they'll look crazy and I'll see them sneaking in like they really

1:49.0

got it down to a pattern you're up reading or something they're like oh wait a minute I'm up reading

1:53.4

the Bible but um but you'll see them sneaking and my wife told me the other day that they've

1:59.2

gotten it down to a science.

2:01.2

I heard my daughter, my eight-year-old, telling my son, Beebe, my son's name is Bebe.

2:06.0

Bebe, you can't wake daddy up.

2:08.3

I heard, I was walking past room.

2:09.8

I heard him telling that.

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