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Vault: A Simple Experiment Took a Seriously Dark Turn

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🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Vault: A Simple Experiment Took a Seriously Dark Turn

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0:00.0

You're on The Virtue.

0:02.0

Dreama is here from Atlanta Ghost Hunters, and we were just talking to her, and I think it's very funny that she makes her living surrounded by ghosts, but she won't play with like a Ouija board.

0:11.0

Because that's spooky.

0:14.0

Well, no, I have done some like stuff with the Ouija boards and stuff, but I don't know.

0:20.0

Like, I don't know.

0:21.9

I'm not, like, opposed to it, but... I think they're freaky. Isn't that like a ghost hunter's, like starter drug? What's that? The Ouija board? Don't you start looking in the mirror doing the bloody Mary thing and say three times and all that? And then you work your way up to the Ouija board. next thing you know, you're in strangers' houses,

0:37.8

listening for voices.

0:39.0

I've actually never actually used the Ouija board itself i've used a cop

0:44.2

and like had the spirits move it back and forth so like you're doing sales by yourself poor man's

0:49.9

widgee boards yeah serious ghetto weed board right there. Wow. The ghetto board.

0:55.0

Did you have all letters on it or just vowels?

0:57.5

No.

0:58.2

Just yes and no.

0:59.7

Just yes and no.

1:00.6

You steal some of those magnetic poetry magnets?

1:05.3

Rainbows fish dance lightly among trees.

1:09.8

What?

1:10.2

Oh.

1:11.2

Even as an adult, I won't look in the mirror and say, like, Candyman three times or Bloody Mary three times, even though you know it's... No. Because Bloody Mary's pissed off now because too many people have played that game. I mean, she's like, come on now. Leave me alone. Yeah. Let's just say three times right now. Hell no. I don't do it either. Hell no.

1:29.1

We had the bell witch in Nashville.

1:41.1

So I don't know what is like I guess the Blair Witch, you know, we had the bell witch. And it was the similar kind of thing. And I like, no, today I still wouldn't go to the bathroom and do that. We'd turn on the water and say it three times and turn around. I mean, like, all these ridiculous things we had to do. Turn around three times, stealing your head.

1:43.1

I won't tempt that.

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