The Bert Show.

All right, so I have a friend who recently moved in with her boyfriend and, you know, just kind of normal, jitters about moving in with her boyfriend and whatever. And I think anybody that's ever lived, you know, how to live in kind of understands that. So she moves in with her boyfriend. They've been dating for a long time now. I want to say like two or three years or something like that. They move in or whatever. And then a couple of days later, she starts to have a panic attack about the whole thing and kind of panics and talks to, you know, talks it through with her girlfriends about like she doesn't have the place to go home to. Because inevitably when you are dating somebody seriously for that long

there's one house where you stay more and there's one house that is just basically like you pay rent

for a closet it's generally the guy slowly like moving into the woman's place because it smells

or slowly or moving the woman into his place because she starts to turn it around yeah exactly so they were doing

that for a while so it was like oh this is not going to be that big of a deal you know normal jitters

or whatever but then you know once the reality set in they're like I have nowhere to go back home

to like there's no option to go back there kind of made her panic a little bit so it made me think of her thoughts of possibly

moving back out again so they worked it out everything's going fine the transition's going well they're

you know living together everything's happy you know hunky dory but i thought at that time she was kind

of having the panic attack what if she turned around and moved back out again?

Like I wonder...

The next weekend.

Exactly.

Like, I wonder who has moved in and moved out in like the shortest amount of time.

We got to make the big decision.

You know, he sits you down, asks you to move in.

It's this really big deal.

You're like, oh, my God, we're moving on to

the next level of our life. And then it happens and then you panic and you bolt. Let me get a phone number out. 404-741-105. And it has to involve a full move out of your place. I think it has to be like the first piece of furniture. Like as soon as the first piece of furniture goes in, like if you were to call up and go,

I got the, I got my couch in and then realized I just couldn't do it and then moved out. Like, no, no, no, turn around. I got to move back. I think that's a legitimate phone call. Right, but I think it has to be, like, I think the lease and, you know, it's the couple. The couple is Jen and Jeff. like Jen has to have said,

okay, my lease expires on November 1st.

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