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Vault: Is This The Worst Wife Ever? - PT 2

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🗓️ 9 December 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Vault: Is This The Worst Wife Ever? - PT 2

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0:00.0

The Bird Show

0:02.0

We're going to get Sarah the wife, who we truly believe is the worst wife in the world on the phone here in just a couple of seconds.

0:09.5

This guy Jason called us up a couple of minutes ago and told us that he works with this woman.

0:13.6

And her husband is down in Houston this week, and he's got buddies that are coming in from all over the country to all party together this week in Houston and then go see the game on Sunday.

0:25.2

But they sent his ticket to his house.

0:28.3

So he doesn't have it down in Texas right now.

0:30.6

The wife has it here in Atlanta.

0:32.5

And she's holding on to it and she's planning on not sending it to Houston just to teach him a lesson because

0:38.5

of some stuff that's been going on around the house.

0:40.9

Or not going on because he's not holding up his end of the bargain like with house projects

0:45.4

or whatever.

0:46.0

And I think it's important to point out because, of course, Super Bowl's been here in Atlanta.

0:49.6

Anybody that tries to score Super Bowl ticket, you know how difficult it is to get a ticket to that game,

0:54.9

because that game is really not for the average Joe to walk in and get a ticket. No, it's not. I mean,

0:59.6

it takes a lot of work and know a lot of people to get a ticket to the Super Bowl.

1:02.8

Tickets this week, we're going on eBay for up to $8,000. Is that right? Eight grand.

1:07.6

All right, so her name is Sarah, and she's been cool enough to actually come on with us this morning. Hey, Sarah. Hey. Hi. Hi, Sarah. How are you guys? I'm good. This is Bert, and this is Melissa and Jen and Jeff, and this is the Bert show and all that hits Q100. Hey, what's up? Hi, thank you for coming on with us. Sure. All right. We're kind of seething. We're kind of like ready to pounce. Or we can look at this as an intervention.

1:29.2

Okay. Or you might be right and we might be crazy. And that might be a Billy Joel song.

1:39.1

Sarah, your coworker Jason called us up earlier this morning, and he was telling us that we think that

1:44.6

you have a really bad plan going down for your husband at the Super Bowl. He told us that your

1:50.6

husband's down there right now, and he's with a whole bunch of friends, and everybody has their

1:54.0

ticket except him, and you have his ticket, but you've decided to hold out on him and not send

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