Vault: Mindless Movies
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🗓️ 9 December 2025
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:02.2 | I was working on the show over the weekend, and I told you guys, I haven't been diagnosed with it, but I know I've got ADD. |
| 0:09.8 | Because there's no way that I can focus on one thing for more than two minutes. |
| 0:13.7 | So while I'm working on the show on Sunday, I have the TV on. |
| 0:18.5 | And I'm like not even watching, but I'm channel surfing, but I'm not even watching what's going on. And every now and then I'll look over at the TV, then I look over at the computer, and I look over at the TV. And I stop in my tracks when an old 80s movie comes on called 3 o'clock high. And you're going to have to be old school to remember this movie. Do you remember it? You do? Waiting for the fight. That's right. This total geek ticks off the school bully. And the whole movie is about how this guy tries to get out of the fight. It's a cheesy 80s, funny, mindless movie. And it's all about the bully wanting to kick his butt at three o'clock and |
| 0:54.8 | the bully ends up like knocking out the principal and knocking out the sheriff and the bully |
| 1:00.0 | finally gets his butt kicked at the end of the movie but it's just one of those mindless 80s |
| 1:04.3 | flicks that whenever it's on and i'm channel surfing i absolutely must stop on. Yeah. |
| 1:16.3 | All right. So what I did was I put together the top 10 mindless movies of all time. |
| 1:17.6 | All right? |
| 1:18.4 | Okay. |
| 1:21.6 | You guys ever see a movie called North Shore? |
| 1:22.9 | Uh-uh. Dude from Arizona wins a surf competition in a surf pool and they send them to Hawaii and he ends up |
| 1:30.1 | winning like a professional surfing tournament. You guys never saw that one? All right, that's an old school |
| 1:34.5 | one also. Definitely not on the all-time top ten list. I'll have to rebut that one. Maybe a West Coast |
| 1:39.3 | one. Better off dead. Oh, yes. Come on, man. One of my favorite all times. If that thing is on TV and you are channel surfing, you are stopping on John Tuesday, is that the one with I Want My Two Dollars? Yes, I want my $2. And then, of course, you know, he's got his part-time job at the Burger Place and he fantasizes about the Van Halen song and the burgers turn into these claymation. That's right. You know, man, burger, woman, burger, and the romance. And I love that movie. Great movie. True genius. I don't know that one. Real genius. Real genius. Yeah, real genius with Val Kilmer. Yeah. Great movie. Lucas. Oh, see, that was... Charlie Sheen. |
| 2:19.8 | What was that little kid's name? |
| 2:21.3 | Corey something. |
| 2:22.2 | Cory, one of the two Corrie's. |
| 2:24.5 | Bellman or Hame? |
| 2:25.3 | Yeah. |
| 2:26.0 | If Lucas comes on, you never saw that movie, Jen? |
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