Vault: Bert Show's Big Secrets
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🗓️ 18 November 2025
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.2 | So we're here on The Burst Show. |
| 0:02.5 | I've been with each other for what? |
| 0:03.4 | Five years now, right? |
| 0:04.6 | Well, yes. |
| 0:05.3 | Almost five for me. |
| 0:06.8 | And five for you guys for sure. |
| 0:28.3 | I mean, you think that, you know, I spend more time with you people for sure than I do my own family every day. Oh, definitely. I mean, it's not even close. Well, and not only that, like I was telling somebody the other day, you have to remember that we, it is the four of us in a single room together for four hours during the show and then another hour after the show. |
| 0:36.3 | And so like in your work environment, you may be in a cube, you know, you may be in an environment where you get up me, you walk around, you see, you know, you may be sitting next door to somebody. But I I mean, the four of us literally are in a room at a table, staring at each other for four hours, five hours every day. So you'd think that we would know each other very intimately. It's not just staring at each other or answering emails, whatever. It's talking. Yeah, there's no computer. Constantly for five hours a day. Yeah, there's no computer in front of, you know, me and Jen. |
| 0:55.6 | We're not, you know, we're just, all we have to do is stare at the boys and each other and talk. |
| 1:00.5 | And that's what we do all day. |
| 1:01.6 | And even when, you know, we're playing a song or whatever, we're ill talking at each other. |
| 1:07.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.0 | Looking, sometimes there's not a lot of listening, but one of us is always talking. |
| 1:13.3 | Always nonstop talking. |
| 1:15.9 | It would be interesting to see if we had like our significant others on. |
| 1:20.7 | And we asked questions about our like at least current lives. |
| 1:25.0 | Who would get more questions right? |
| 1:26.8 | Because I mean, Ryan's out on the road so much. Seriously, I see my wife maybe like an hour and a half, two hours, and we're generally not talking about work or whatever. She knows you're a germaphobe. Right. So it would be interesting to see, like, who would get more answers correct. Almost like a newlywood game, but yet, yeah. Because I swear, I think we know each other |
| 1:44.5 | better. I think that y'all might be better. So what we're going to try to do today is kind of shock each other here a little bit. We have all brought in secrets about ourselves. We have not labeled our secrets. They are in a bag right now. Nobody saw us write them or cut them up. So we have no idea how we can match the secret up to the Burt Show member. |
| 2:02.1 | And we're not going to. |
| 2:02.9 | And we're not going to, either. |
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