The Bird Show.

Monica is now on the voice disguiser. Good morning, Monica. Good morning. Good morning. How are you? I'm good. All right, so your husband wants to go to the wedding of an ex-boyfriend. This is your husband, or ex-girlfriend. And this is your husband. Yes. Okay. Okay. What's the history of... Well, this is like the ex-girlfriend. Uh-huh.

This is the one he was in love with. How long did they date for? Three plus years. And then right after them, you came along? Yes. Okay. So you're the rebound that just happened to snaggers? Oh, no, I don't say that. But she came first. That always is threatening. So, now, have you guys already argued about this woman?

Yes, many times.

Why?

Why?

You're married. But she came first. That always is threatening. So now, have you guys already argued about this woman?

Yes, many times. Why? Why? You're married to this guy? Well, there was a lot of, like, there was a lot of drama before we got married with her. Like, he would go and see her while we were dating and wouldn't tell me about it. And I think his mother secretly wanted him to marry her, not me. So he went to see her and didn't tell you. Is that what you just said? Yes. Yes. That just changed things. That changes things a little bit. And this was before the two of you got married. But we were engaged. You were engaged and he went. Now, is this sort of like he goes back home just to visit the family and she still lived in the same hometown and he ran into her, or this was scheduled?

I'll meet you at lunch, TGI Fridays, 1 o'clock.

This was scheduled.

And didn't tell you about it.

How did you find out?

I answered his phone one day, and then, like, the past phone call, there was a phone call from her and I was like, oh, God. Oh, damn, that does change things a little bit. I got to tell you. At first I thought you were just sketching out, but what's most telling them, the mom intervention? No, it's the going behind.

Again, I'm sorry. Oh, going behind the back? Going behind the back and having... Yeah, going behind

the back. How long ago was that? Well, we've been married four years, so there's been like a

seven-year gap. And what is the last time you all had an argument about this woman before the wedding came up?

That was pretty much the only thing when he was like, okay, so let's schedule going to her wedding.

And I'm like, uh-uh, no, not going.

Did you answer this?

How often does he talk to her now?

Well, they still email each other.

Ooh.

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