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Vault: This Is The Most Horrific Pick Up Line We've Ever Heard

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🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: This Is The Most Horrific Pick Up Line We've Ever Heard

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.2

The attitude is just different in Vegas.

0:21.7

It's just, I mean, it's all, all the rules are different in Las Vegas. You can become somebody. You're not. You can say what you want. You're never going to see that person again. I mean, not to give offense, but it's like an adult Disney world. Like, it is you go there and you feel like an adult kid because you know that, like you said, you cross the border into Vegas and it is a whole different world and you are not responsible for anything

0:26.6

you do.

0:27.6

That's right.

0:28.6

We also talked about how in Vegas you don't have to feel bad about being a tourist because

0:31.5

everybody is.

0:32.5

Right.

0:33.5

Right.

0:34.5

Everybody is a tourist that's there.

0:34.6

So it's like, you know, people walk up to you and they're like, hey, where are you from? Like, everybody knows you're not from there. And it's the same mindset. You know, it's not like when you go out to East Andrews or whatever, that some are going to be there for some reasons, others are going to be there for other reasons. You're there to party. You're just there to party if you're in Vegas. I don't want to gamble. I mean, you just can do all kinds of stuff there. You can't do anywhere else. It's really fun. So, Hobby was in Vegas with a couple of her girlfriends. Yeah, so we, you know, we had the, you know, awesome girls weekend. We stayed at an amazing hotel, the Four Seasons, and we got pampered by the pool side for every day and we went to the spa and we did shopping and we did fancy dinners and we did gambling. One of my friends is a big gambler. So she played lots and lots of blackjack. And then a couple of the nights we went out to the clubs. We went to go dancing and go check them out or whatever. And Vegas has clubs like nobody's business. I mean, I have never seen clubs like that ever.

1:28.6

They just do it so over the top. Like there's a club there called Trist that has like this 30 foot

1:33.3

waterfall in the middle of the club. It's like, like Melissa said, with Disney.

1:38.2

I think it's bigger than that. I want to say it's like three stories or something crazy.

1:41.6

That's 30 feet. Is it? Each story is 10 feet. That's it. How about that?

1:48.4

Really? Yes. Oh, sorry, blonde moment. No worries. So, like Melissa said, it all adds up at the end.

1:56.8

It's like a foot. It's like 12 inches. You know, like with Disney, there's just no, they have these imaginations where anything is possible.

2:03.2

And in Vegas, it's the same idea, except it's all with partying. Right. And it's all bigger and better in Vegas. Absolutely. And that's how every club is. Right. So that club that Bert was talking about, Tris is one we went to. So there's this big pool. then there's all these club tables

2:16.0

like around the pool and then it goes into the nightclub

2:18.0

or whatever and they've got like beautiful

2:19.9

women go go dancing on the, you know, on the platforms and they've just got like the best DJs and everybody's, you know, partying, having a good time or whatever. And this is probably well into the night where people had, you know, had lots of drinks, whatever. So we were sitting out at one of the little tables, and it was just the three of us, just like sitting around having our drinks, talking, people watching or whatever, having a good time. And this group of guys approach us, of course. And, you know, everybody in Vegas has the, you know, you're so beautiful line when it starts and you're like, yeah, whatever, you know, like move along. And guys are moving around Vegas. I mean, it's like, it really is like sharks in a school and they're looking for chum. I mean, they're looking for smaller fish to eat. And so this group of guys looked like they were having a great time and came over to us and one of no two of the guys in

3:08.3

the group were latin so i think that latin men are a little bit more aggressive anyway would you

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